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1123: Here We Go
Updated: 2010-02-08 21:00:00
Description: "I always got punched as a kid. I never understood it."...more...

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427: Fam
Updated: 2007-01-22 17:00:00
Description: "I'll do anything now. I don't give a fuck if I get fired."...more...

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432: Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous
Updated: 2007-01-29 23:00:00
Description: "This is what ethnics are like. They're just like, 'WAAAH!'"...more...

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1122: Diane's Breasts
Updated: 2010-02-06 04:59:00
Description: "I think my uncle just raped me."...more...

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KATGtv 31: Little Baby Faggot
Updated: 2010-02-04 05:00:00
Description: IT'S FUNNY CAUSE IT'S true: The story of Little Baby Faggot...more...

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1121: The Tits
Updated: 2010-02-04 21:00:00
Description: "You want to talk to me like you're a basic bitch, then cool."...more...

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1120: Love Your Pet
Updated: 2010-02-03 19:00:00
Description: "What do I gotta do? Be under my bed fuckin' a cat?"...more...

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1119: I See You
Updated: 2010-02-02 21:00:00
Description: "I'm gonna mix it in my mouth."...more...

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KATGtv 30: Man vs. Machine
Updated: 2010-02-03 03:00:00
Description: Keith tries his hand at technical support...more...

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1118: Who Farted?
Updated: 2010-01-30 04:59:00
Description: "90% of people say Mark Sanchez is a douche bag."...more...

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1117: Sign Here
Updated: 2010-01-28 21:00:00
Description: "You had to be a little bit of a bitch, huh? Right on, man. Now you know who we are."...more...

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1116: iKATG
Updated: 2010-01-27 19:00:00
Description: "Keith and The Girl has its fiftieth (50) body modification."...more...

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1115: Bad Little Boy
Updated: 2010-01-26 21:00:00
Description: "I put a baby in the dishwasher."...more...

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1114: Whatchoo Talkin' 'Bout?
Updated: 2010-01-25 23:00:00
Description: "When is it appropriate to lie under the forks of a forklift truck?"...more...

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1113: Sexpert
Updated: 2010-01-23 04:59:00
Description: "I'm gonna cut the motherfucker's index finger off."...more...

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1112: King Arthur's Court
Updated: 2010-01-21 21:00:00
Description: "I was attempting to be serious, but you're unteachable."...more...

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1111: I Want to Kill You
Updated: 2010-01-20 21:00:00
Description: "I am definitely not blowing up the airport."...more...

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1110: Don't Touch the Talent
Updated: 2010-01-19 21:00:00
Description: "I think it was out of my system when I fucked you in my dad's church."...more...

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1109: Communication Breakdown
Updated: 2010-01-16 04:59:00
Description: "I tried to get everything to bite me. A dog... I thought I'd be The Wolfman."...more...

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1108: Who Needs Dead
Updated: 2010-01-14 21:00:00
Description: "Stop punching me in the nads!"...more...

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1107: We are at War!
Updated: 2010-01-13 19:00:00
Description: "I'm the healthiest in this room. I promise you."...more...

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1106: 2nd Annual KATGuh Award Winners
Updated: 2010-01-11 23:00:00
Description: "Just like you, I'm another Little Baby Faggot."...more...

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1105: Toilet Humor
Updated: 2010-01-09 04:59:00
Description: "For a guy with one ball, this guy has a lotta guts."...more...

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1104: Everything You Need to Know About Women
Updated: 2010-01-07 21:00:00
Description: "I'm trying to sleep with you. I don't know you. Is that disgusting?"...more...

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1103: Giving a Flying Fuck
Updated: 2010-01-06 19:00:00
Description: "You can't be crackin' no keg if you ain't hittin' no forty."...more...

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1102: Psycho Competitive
Updated: 2010-01-05 21:00:00
Description: 1102: Psycho Competitive...more...

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1101: 2nd Annual KATGuh Awards
Updated: 2010-01-05 04:59:00
Description: "I know I'm being recorded!"...more...

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Ginny My Clothes Already
Updated: 2005-04-19 01:50:32
Description: "Make it stop. I'm gonna hit my head against the wall. Just punch me."...more...

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BEGINNINGS 36: Potluck
Updated: 2010-01-01 05:00:00
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BEGINNINGS 35: Retail Fail
Updated: 2009-12-31 05:00:00
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BEGINNINGS 34: A Lotta Spunk
Updated: 2009-12-30 05:00:00
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BEGINNINGS 33: Mary the Cunt
Updated: 2009-12-29 05:00:00
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BEGINNINGS 32: Hitting the Pavement
Updated: 2009-12-28 05:00:00
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BEGINNINGS 31: Crappy Holidays
Updated: 2009-12-25 05:00:00
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BEGINNINGS 29: Expo, Part One
Updated: 2009-12-23 05:00:00
Description: 168: Venus and My Cock (BEGIN-15:15, 20:00-34:00) From Venice, CA. Keith and Chemda dangerously set up all their gear in the hotel room to bitch about the flight out. Keith does some crippled dancing at a Bat Mitzvah, and SpongeBob meets a one-eyed p...more...

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BEGINNINGS 30: Sorry, Larry (Expo, Part Two)
Updated: 2009-12-24 05:00:00
Description: 171: Rockstar (29:15-50:45) More convention talk, and Chemda runs into an old flame. 174: Smell the Roses (27:15-38:30) The rather interesting story of podcaster Corby of The Twisted Pickle lapses into infidelity talk. 184: How to Build a Resume (22:...more...

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BEGINNINGS 28: My Mom Would Be So Proud
Updated: 2009-12-22 05:00:00
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BEGINNINGS 27: Johnsons, Greenwich, Dickheads
Updated: 2009-12-21 05:00:00
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1100: Leave It Alone
Updated: 2009-12-19 04:59:00
Description: "Can't grab a dick with a backhand."...more...

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1099: Instant Message
Updated: 2009-12-17 21:00:00
Description: "Does Jonas like cottage cheese?"...more...

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1098: Dance Party
Updated: 2009-12-16 19:00:00
Description: "I'll punch you in the fuckin' mouth if you're 18!"...more...

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1097: A+
Updated: 2009-12-15 21:00:00
Description: "He had to be rougher with me, and I would have fucked him."...more...

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1096: Funny Stuff
Updated: 2009-12-14 21:00:00
Description: "We're gettin' too old for pussy paintin'."...more...

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1095: How to Be a Vampire
Updated: 2009-12-10 21:00:00
Description: "Don't be a fuckin' jerk off! This place is fuckin' Party Central!"...more...

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KATGtv 29: Keith Malley
Updated: 2009-12-11 02:30:00
Description: Keith performs stand-up in NYC...more...

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1094: Jerk Off McGoo
Updated: 2009-12-09 19:00:00
Description: "Just want to suck each other off and get some work done."...more...

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1093: Jerk Off from Way Back
Updated: 2009-12-08 21:00:00
Description: "A dude punches a girl in the face, and I wasn't necissarily on her side."...more...

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1092: In the Bushes
Updated: 2009-12-07 15:30:00
Description: âYou hold the door open for the world forever; youâre never gonna get inside.â...more...

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1091: Good Morning!
Updated: 2009-12-04 21:00:00
Description: "Sometimes the show makes you discover what a fuckin' retard you are."...more...

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1090: How Good Was I?
Updated: 2009-12-03 21:00:00
Description: "He was LOLing all over his stomach."...more...

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1089: Disowned
Updated: 2009-12-01 21:00:00
Description: "Somebody always wants to jerk off in something."...more...

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1088: Father of the Year
Updated: 2009-11-25 19:00:00
Description: "In court they actually talked about Brumski."...more...

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1087: Paris Hilton for President
Updated: 2009-11-24 21:00:00
Description: "People hate me."...more...

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1086: Rules of Engagement
Updated: 2009-11-23 21:00:00
Description: "I'm not done with you yet. Not by a long shot!"...more...

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1085: #3
Updated: 2009-11-21 04:59:00
Description: "Tonight I'm gonna fuckin' suck ya."...more...

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1084: Unfriend
Updated: 2009-11-19 21:00:00
Description: "You're on my Not Allowed list!"...more...

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1083: Snake Eyes
Updated: 2009-11-18 19:00:00
Description: "I'll let a girl know before she's about to go down on me that way it's not a surprise."...more...

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1082: Game Over
Updated: 2009-11-17 21:00:00
Description: "I don't care! You're not sucking me in!"...more...

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1081: Excellence in Adequacy
Updated: 2009-11-16 21:00:00
Description: "Your marriage is based on a lie already."...more...

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1080: Respect My Privacy
Updated: 2009-11-14 04:59:00
Description: "The teachers tell me to put the baby under my seat. That's ridiculous!"...more...

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1079: The Real Dough Face
Updated: 2009-11-12 21:00:00
Description: "I can't even anymore."...more...

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1078: Magic Underwear
Updated: 2009-11-10 22:00:00
Description: "I actually considered taking my own life."...more...

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KATGtv 28: Pat Dixon and Jesse Joyce
Updated: 2009-11-11 05:00:00
Description: 100 for 30: Pat Dixon and Jesse Joyce...more...

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1077: I'm Happy
Updated: 2009-11-09 21:00:00
Description: "Don't cut yourself unless it's from a good place."...more...

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1076: Perverted Justice
Updated: 2009-11-07 04:59:00
Description: "Ovaries, much?"...more...

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1075: Forever More
Updated: 2009-11-05 20:00:00
Description: "You know what? She should be fearful of her life."...more...

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1074: I'm Not Your Mother
Updated: 2009-11-04 19:30:00
Description: "I bet you she has nothing nice to say about you, and you fucked her ten times."...more...

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1073: Yo Soy Demasiado Inteligente
Updated: 2009-11-04 00:00:00
Description: "You guys jerk off on webcams and stuff now?"...more...

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1072: A Killer Surprise
Updated: 2009-11-02 19:00:00
Description: "Don't even answer the door..."...more...

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1071: Champions
Updated: 2009-10-31 03:59:00
Description: "Pedro Martinez looks like a koala fucked a retard."...more...

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1070: oooOOOooo Scaaarry...
Updated: 2009-10-29 20:00:00
Description: "I know you won't eat me."...more...

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1069: Potato Dick
Updated: 2009-10-28 18:30:00
Description: "I will drink all the shit out of my butt."...more...

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1068: Who Got Game?
Updated: 2009-10-27 19:00:00
Description: "Are you a whore?"...more...

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1067: On Air
Updated: 2009-10-26 20:30:00
Description: "I like him a lot. This hurts me."...more...

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1066: In This Economy
Updated: 2009-10-24 03:59:00
Description: "This is very offensive to the room. I know you're just half-retarded. And so you're forgiven."...more...

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1065: You Said It
Updated: 2009-10-22 20:00:00
Description: "Peace, love and Keith and The Girl."...more...

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1064: Help Wanted
Updated: 2009-10-20 21:00:00
Description: "Whose penis is that?"...more...

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1063: The Falcon Has Landed
Updated: 2009-10-19 20:00:00
Description: "I'm gonna be upset about this, and at the same time really happy."...more...

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KATGtv 27: Victor Varnado
Updated: 2009-10-19 03:59:00
Description: 100 for 30: Victor Varnado...more...

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1062: I Got Your Number
Updated: 2009-10-17 03:59:00
Description: "I'm very appalled. I didn't understand. I thought that you'd treat us with respect and dignity."...more...

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1061: Come Again?
Updated: 2009-10-15 20:00:00
Description: "He ain't wrong, but he ain't right."...more...

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1060: Information Overload
Updated: 2009-10-14 18:00:00
Description: "You're putting your penis in his daughter's vagina."...more...

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1059: Daddy Dearest
Updated: 2009-10-13 20:00:00
Description: "I just got off the phone with your dad, Chemda, and he says you're lying."...more...

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1058: The Toilet Paper Diaries
Updated: 2009-10-07 18:00:00
Description: "I tell you everything. Just some things you can't fuckin' handle."...more...

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1057: For My Eyes Only
Updated: 2009-10-06 20:00:00
Description: "You were gonna watch us having sex. It was kinda kinky, kind of interesting."...more...

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1056: The Nightmare
Updated: 2009-10-05 18:00:00
Description: "This is a girl laying on the floor, and you stomped on her."...more...

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1055: Never Have I Ever
Updated: 2009-10-03 03:59:00
Description: "Nobody's leaving this alive."...more...

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1054: I'm Not an Asshole
Updated: 2009-10-01 20:00:00
Description: "I'm gonna fight this guy!"...more...

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KATGtv 26: The Hot Dog Eating Contest
Updated: 2009-10-01 04:00:00
Description: Keith, Myq Kaplan and Jeremy go for the gold...more...

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1053: Family Values
Updated: 2009-09-30 18:00:00
Description: "Have a sense of humor, Shithead."...more...

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1052: Get Smart
Updated: 2009-09-29 20:00:00
Description: "Don't do acid or mushrooms in an artist's house."...more...

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1051: Bear the Shame
Updated: 2009-09-28 20:00:00
Description: "You're not the prick cocksucker that was on Keith's DVD after all."...more...

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1050: Cum Together
Updated: 2009-09-26 03:59:00
Description: "Act like a man! Cum like a man!"...more...

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1049: Womp Womp
Updated: 2009-09-24 20:00:00
Description: "Why do you do drugs in front of your kids?"...more...

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KATGtv 25: Myq Kaplan
Updated: 2009-09-23 04:00:00
Description: 100 for 30: Myq Kaplan...more...

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1048: The Mamas & the Papas
Updated: 2009-09-23 18:00:00
Description: "Be careful! Mom just discovered Google!"...more...

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1047: Hell-A
Updated: 2009-09-22 20:00:00
Description: "I hate doing this talk show! I hate it!"...more...

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1046: Chicken Fucker
Updated: 2009-09-22 00:20:00
Description: "Justice runs on Little Baby Faggot Time."...more...

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1045: Oh God, Where Art Thou?
Updated: 2009-09-19 03:59:00
Description: "Your lips are a hot dog bun. Want a picnic? I'll bring the meat. Also you're a whore I met on 18th street."...more...

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1044: The Greatest
Updated: 2009-09-17 20:45:00
Description: "I do have to say something though about the new intern. This is gonna hurt feelings."...more...

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1043: Twitterific
Updated: 2009-09-16 20:00:00
Description: "Which brings me to my next question: Will you get totally nude for $130? That would be pretty wild. Wild and affordable."...more...

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KATGtv 24: Ray DeVito
Updated: 2009-09-17 02:00:00
Description: 100 for 30: Ray DeVito...more...

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1042: Better Than You
Updated: 2009-09-15 20:00:00
Description: "You're a shit-box. How can I be clearer?"...more...

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1041: The Love Experience
Updated: 2009-09-14 23:00:00
Description: "I was nuts, and I was an asshole."...more...

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1040: The Branding
Updated: 2009-09-12 01:11:00
Description: "I do like to get hurt."...more...

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1039: Celebrity Robots
Updated: 2009-09-10 17:00:00
Description: "Ever wake up with your foot in the toilet?"...more...

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1038: Five-Finger Discount
Updated: 2009-09-09 18:00:00
Description: "I'm gonna fuck way more cancer patients than you before the year is over."...more...

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Bartleby the Scrivener
Updated: 2005-03-29 21:13:21
Description: "Granted I didn't read it, so that could be your argument to argue with me, but I know it fuckin' sucked."...more...

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1037: A Perfect World
Updated: 2009-09-08 20:00:00
Description: "You both deserved each other! I'm glad you made each other's lives Hell!"...more...

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222: Coupling
Updated: 2006-02-17 03:51:00
Description: "Jesus is my sober. Fuck you!"...more...

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1035: Neil Baxter
Updated: 2009-09-05 03:59:00
Description: "Only assholes get MS."...more...

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1036: Little Baby Faggot Returns
Updated: 2009-09-07 20:00:00
Description: "Alright, I gotta go suck dick now. You behave."...more...

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1033: 21 and Over
Updated: 2009-09-02 18:00:00
Description: "It feels like they're stealing my farts."...more...

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1034: Sticky Fingers
Updated: 2009-09-03 20:00:00
Description: "I'm about to beep all over myself."...more...

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KATGtv 23: Chemda in Chell
Updated: 2009-09-01 23:45:00
Description: Chemda laughs at an MS joke and joins the likes of Adolf Hitler and Jack the Ripper...more...

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1032: Slide It In
Updated: 2009-09-02 00:00:00
Description: "I really don't know if I have something in my ass or not."...more...

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1031: Wordplay
Updated: 2009-08-31 23:00:00
Description: "I'm not the same guy I was a year ago."...more...

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KATGtv 22: The KATG Branding
Updated: 2009-08-31 03:59:00
Description: Intern Mike receives and pontificates on his Keith and The Girl cutting and branding....more...

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1030: Bang a Dong
Updated: 2009-08-27 20:00:00
Description: "Fuck you! I fuck your sons! I fuck your daughters!"...more...

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KATGtv 21: The Chili-Off
Updated: 2009-08-28 04:00:00
Description: Chemda, Matt, Lauren and Intern Mike compete in the 1st Annual Chili Competition...more...

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1028: Period Break
Updated: 2009-08-25 20:45:00
Description: "It's Keith vs. Chemda now. You wanted it!"...more...

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1029: Respect the Gun
Updated: 2009-08-26 20:45:00
Description: "Come on over, guys. I got a gun."...more...

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KATGtv 20: Myka FOX!!!
Updated: 2009-08-22 16:00:00
Description: Keith, Brother Love and the KATG audience put Myka FOX!!! on the spot...more...

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1027: Party Hard
Updated: 2009-08-24 20:00:00
Description: "I really should just beat the fuck out of you."...more...

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1026: Ass Frenzy
Updated: 2009-08-22 03:59:00
Description: "Just a simple jerk-off. Who knew?"...more...

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1024: Skanks a Lot
Updated: 2009-08-18 20:00:00
Description: "I can, without slander, call him homosexual."...more...

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1025: Sabotage
Updated: 2009-08-19 20:00:00
Description: "First time I've been offended by the show."...more...

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1021: Brillo Pad Lovin'
Updated: 2009-08-13 03:30:00
Description: "Keith is belittling someone after he talked about tearing his dick with a Brillo Pad."...more...

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1022: General Coonery
Updated: 2009-08-13 20:00:00
Description: "If I'm embarrassing me, I'm embarrassing you."...more...

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KATGtv 19: The Burger-Off
Updated: 2009-08-17 03:59:00
Description: Keith, Pat, Jeremy, Cole and Intern Mike compete in the 1st Annual Burger Competition...more...

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1023: Speaking of Gay
Updated: 2009-08-17 20:00:00
Description: "I'm an advanced man, and I like to do it in the ass."...more...

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1018: Gay in the Back
Updated: 2009-08-08 03:59:00
Description: "Your mommy sucked my dick for two dollars."...more...

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1019: Black Comedy
Updated: 2009-08-10 20:00:00
Description: "Jesus Christ, can't you lighten up for five fuckin' minutes?!"...more...

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1020: Count Me In
Updated: 2009-08-11 20:00:00
Description: "Shit, I'm pretty fuckin' gay..." ...more...

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1014: 5 Stars
Updated: 2009-08-03 20:00:00
Description: "Tell me who your friends are, and I will tell you what you are like."...more...

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1015: Making Boys Cry
Updated: 2009-08-04 20:00:00
Description: "My fists are thirsty for Ray's balls."...more...

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1016: Cold Hearted Snake
Updated: 2009-08-05 20:00:00
Description: "There's no way to win is the answer."...more...

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1017: Clickity Clack Bitches
Updated: 2009-08-06 21:30:00
Description: "Get the fuck out the way, Nana."...more...

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1012: I'll Fight You
Updated: 2009-07-30 20:30:00
Description: "You apparently have never been ninja-fucked."...more...

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1013: Mother Fuckers
Updated: 2009-08-01 03:59:00
Description: "Drama will be soon."...more...

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1009: Getting Spooked
Updated: 2009-07-27 04:00:00
Description: "I don't have a problem with sleeping with a lot of comedians."...more...

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1010: Stage Fright
Updated: 2009-07-28 17:00:00
Description: "This is a drunk sudden movement venue."...more...

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1011: The Unforgiven
Updated: 2009-07-29 18:00:00
Description: "I will not let a shit-head offend me."...more...

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1006: Salty Biscuit
Updated: 2009-07-21 20:30:00
Description: "I've had an olive in my ass."...more...

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1007: Throwdown at the County Fair
Updated: 2009-07-22 20:00:00
Description: "They pay you for this crap. It's amazing. God bless 'em." ...more...

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1008: Big Pimpin'
Updated: 2009-07-23 20:30:00
Description: "I'll be back later 'cause you like to beat people."...more...

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1005: 1-900-HAHA-FUCK
Updated: 2009-07-20 20:30:00
Description: "I'm very in touch with Me."...more...

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1004: Goo Goo G'joob
Updated: 2009-07-18 03:59:00
Description: "I'm not alone. But you know that don't mean I'm not lonely."...more...

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997: Flying Pussy
Updated: 2009-07-07 22:00:00
Description: "Don't Palin Me."...more...

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998: Into the Fire
Updated: 2009-07-08 20:00:00
Description: "Now I'm about to violate your trust."...more...

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999: Have a Nice Life
Updated: 2009-07-09 20:30:00
Description: "You're gonna sue the child for blowing your husband..."...more...

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1001: Awesome
Updated: 2009-07-14 20:00:00
Description: "I'm a fuckin' animal, and all I do is fight."...more...

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1002: An Awart Winning Show
Updated: 2009-07-15 20:30:00
Description: "Two days notice, and Keith will do whatever you want."...more...

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1003: 1-800-FUCK-YOU
Updated: 2009-07-16 20:00:00
Description: "I lost my shit."...more...

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996: Turn the Page
Updated: 2009-07-03 14:00:00
Description: "It was the beginning of the end."...more...

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994: Twenty Questions
Updated: 2009-07-01 21:00:00
Description: "Let's get a few things straight."...more...

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995: Boom Boom Boom
Updated: 2009-07-02 20:00:00
Description: "Is this against the law if your baby like looks over here for a second?"...more...

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989: Die, Michael Jackson, Die!!!
Updated: 2009-06-25 22:00:00
Description: "It was too soon when you touched my children!"...more...

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990: If You Can't Stand the Heat
Updated: 2009-06-27 03:59:00
Description: "All my friends are lying to me!"...more...

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991: Burger War
Updated: 2009-06-29 00:00:00
Description: "He brought like Hot Pockets to The Greatest Chefs in the World Competition."...more...

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992: Keith is a Drunk
Updated: 2009-06-29 20:30:00
Description: "One boring fucking day at a time..."...more...

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993: Your Line of Questioning
Updated: 2009-06-30 21:30:00
Description: "If you want to know who your real enablers are: It's your listeners."...more...

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983: Genuine
Updated: 2009-06-18 22:30:00
Description: "She vaginad her way into the position."...more...

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984: Monkey Business
Updated: 2009-06-19 21:30:00
Description: "Your backyard is where I vacation! How ya like that?!"...more...

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985: The Dragon Returns
Updated: 2009-06-20 23:00:00
Description: "For those of you who no longer wish to honor who I am and what I do, I truly wish you death."...more...

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986: The Atheist Club
Updated: 2009-06-22 23:00:00
Description: "If you are going to pay for sex it better be dirty because at home: the laundry is folded."...more...

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987: I Love You
Updated: 2009-06-23 21:30:00
Description: "I'm the fuckin' meltin' pot, A-fuck!"...more...

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988: Robot Drinking Problems
Updated: 2009-06-24 21:30:00
Description: "Somebody kill me today. It's not gonna get better."...more...

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977: Our Four Cents
Updated: 2009-06-11 22:30:00
Description: "This isn't a town that says, 'Keep the change.'"...more...

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978: Let's Go Pittsburgh!
Updated: 2009-06-13 03:59:00
Description: "I'm the kid you jerked off, you fuckin' son of a bitch."...more...

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979: Beer Hug
Updated: 2009-06-14 20:00:00
Description: "Time to go out raping, I guess."...more...

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980: Choke-take
Updated: 2009-06-16 03:59:00
Description: "Let's get back to the story: He tells me to cum on his face..."...more...

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981: Seeing the Light
Updated: 2009-06-16 22:00:00
Description: "I think we might owe you an apology, actually."...more...

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982: For Love or Money
Updated: 2009-06-17 18:30:00
Description: "I wanna fuck a girl who I put it in her ass and she doesn't even turn around to see who it is."...more...

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974: Dream On
Updated: 2009-06-08 22:30:00
Description: "It's not a very nice show."...more...

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975: Burns and Allen
Updated: 2009-06-09 21:30:00
Description: "Everything looks sexy. She has no control."...more...

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976: Frienemy
Updated: 2009-06-10 21:30:00
Description: "Kiss my dick, Spooky!"...more...

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971: Awkward
Updated: 2009-06-03 21:30:00
Description: "Sometimes you gotta put your penis places."...more...

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972: Worse Than Hitler
Updated: 2009-06-05 01:00:00
Description: "We are a team! You hate who I hate!"...more...

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973: Evolution of Man
Updated: 2009-06-06 03:59:00
Description: "It ain't no note-takin' faggot baa! It's a drinkin' baa!"...more...

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970: You've Been Duped
Updated: 2009-06-02 23:00:00
Description: "It's like I'm fuckin' me!"...more...

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966: If Charming Means Cunty
Updated: 2009-05-26 21:30:00
Description: "It's never good to throw things at gang members."...more...

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967: Hot Dog Revenge
Updated: 2009-05-27 23:00:00
Description: "My life would be over if I was allowed to say whatever I could say."...more...

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968: Praise be Allah
Updated: 2009-05-28 18:00:00
Description: "Don't pull me into this."...more...

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969: Define "No"
Updated: 2009-05-30 03:59:00
Description: "Don't go to the dildo store when you're horny."...more...

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963: The Shed
Updated: 2009-05-20 22:00:00
Description: "Go home, and quit touching each other."...more...

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964: Why Jews Eat Sand
Updated: 2009-05-21 18:30:00
Description: "Do you understand how sad this is, ladies?"...more...

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965: American Bad Ass
Updated: 2009-05-23 03:59:00
Description: "Two thumbs down, and two middle fingers up."...more...

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962: Is This Thing On?
Updated: 2009-05-19 21:30:00
Description: "I partied even crazier the next night to the point where like my knees are like bloody-colored and bruises and..."...more...

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960: How'd You Get Your Accent?
Updated: 2009-05-15 18:00:00
Description: "I'm the undisputed all-time champion comedy king comedy!"...more...

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961: Heckler
Updated: 2009-05-18 21:30:00
Description: "That is when your and F-MOS' advice came to mind. She was suddenly feeling doubts, so I just whipped my dick out."...more...

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958: Drinking Buddies
Updated: 2009-05-14 00:00:00
Description: "Tell me what level of a scumbag I am."...more...

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959: LOLz
Updated: 2009-05-14 21:30:00
Description: "I happen to be the crossover nigger of America."...more...

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956: Titties and Blood
Updated: 2009-05-11 21:30:00
Description: "I think you were high on whiskey."...more...

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957: Enjoy Yourself
Updated: 2009-05-12 21:30:00
Description: "I can't explain my disease."...more...

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951: MC Mr. Napkins
Updated: 2009-05-04 20:30:00
Description: "Keith, I'm gay, and that's my brother I'm trying to fuck."...more...

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952: Shine a Light
Updated: 2009-05-05 23:00:00
Description: "You think you can just not answer the phone call? You have to answer the phone call now!"...more...

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953: Mouth Breathers
Updated: 2009-05-06 21:30:00
Description: "What the fuck are y'all laughin' at, man?"...more...

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954: I Shit on You
Updated: 2009-05-07 21:30:00
Description: "Are you gonna swear again, you stupid bitch?"...more...

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955: Entitlement
Updated: 2009-05-08 18:00:00
Description: "When you're aware of the world, it makes your heart cry."...more...

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950: Sexperiments
Updated: 2009-05-02 03:59:00
Description: "Shit talkers don't get to decide when the shit talking ends."...more...

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945: Baby Shaker
Updated: 2009-04-25 03:59:00
Description: "If you can put up drywall you're in."...more...

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946: Solid Bits
Updated: 2009-04-27 18:30:00
Description: "If you're not uncomfortable, you're not a comedy fan."...more...

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947: Thug Life
Updated: 2009-04-28 18:30:00
Description: "Was she able to fuck the whole collection?"...more...

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948: Like a Girl
Updated: 2009-04-29 18:30:00
Description: "Once in awhile you have to go out and fuck somebody else."...more...

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949: Winner Winner Chicken Dinner
Updated: 2009-04-30 18:30:00
Description: "You have no sense."...more...

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Show 940: Live in NYC
Updated: 2009-05-01 02:30:00
Description: Check out the full video at KATG.com/live...more...

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941: The Crippler
Updated: 2009-04-20 22:00:00
Description: "I know you're fucking lying!"...more...

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942: Eye of the Beholder
Updated: 2009-04-21 21:30:00
Description: "I'm the only person with human decency!"...more...

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943: For Shits and Giggles
Updated: 2009-04-23 00:00:00
Description: "Stop spreading rumors about me!"...more...

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944: Deviance
Updated: 2009-04-23 21:30:00
Description: "Have I hit a woman before? Hell yeah."...more...

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937: Nerd Rage
Updated: 2009-04-11 03:59:00
Description: "My logic can break you down."...more...

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938: The Brothers
Updated: 2009-04-14 03:59:00
Description: "We have some more vomiting tonight. What's going on?"...more...

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939: Merit
Updated: 2009-04-15 00:00:00
Description: "If you could stop talking about me that'd be fuckin' FANTASTIC!"...more...

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933: WrestleMania XXV
Updated: 2009-04-06 18:30:00
Description: "I shit me drawers."...more...

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934: Me Talk Pretty
Updated: 2009-04-07 19:00:00
Description: "I maybe not say this but if the Keith is not good to you and go to away from him. I would love the you."...more...

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935: Bad EYEdeas
Updated: 2009-04-08 19:00:00
Description: "I got shot in the face."...more...

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936: Extra Gravy
Updated: 2009-04-10 02:00:00
Description: "Keep eating your shit!"...more...

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930: Silver Dragon
Updated: 2009-04-01 21:30:00
Description: "I love Lying Day."...more...

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931: Act a Fool
Updated: 2009-04-02 18:30:00
Description: "Maybe you're scared of what you don't understand, because I understand everything."...more...

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932: Not in My House
Updated: 2009-04-04 03:59:00
Description: "If Intern punches me in the face: so be it." ...more...

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928: How to Be Friends
Updated: 2009-03-30 21:30:00
Description: "I'm a Butt Sex Pioneer. I'll take it for $5.95."...more...

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929: Believe It or Not!
Updated: 2009-03-31 18:30:00
Description: "You must have the rustiest asshole this side of the Mississippi."...more...

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927: Just Not That Into You
Updated: 2009-03-28 03:59:00
Description: "Why do you cut yourself?"...more...

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923: The Ultimate Pleasure
Updated: 2009-03-24 00:00:00
Description: "Show that you're a little dirty bitch."...more...

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924: Vagina Lip Punching
Updated: 2009-03-24 19:00:00
Description: "'Fuck' is okay. 'Cunt' is okay. I think we're ready."...more...

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925: Banana, Banana
Updated: 2009-03-25 19:00:00
Description: "This heart didn't come with instructions."...more...

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926: Rules and Regulations
Updated: 2009-03-26 19:30:00
Description: "Keith is a bigger pussy than I thought."...more...

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922: Never Be a Victim
Updated: 2009-03-21 03:59:00
Description: "You told me to be more assertive, so I beat the shit out of kids."...more...

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921: Mental
Updated: 2009-03-20 00:00:00
Description: "You're an idiot mom. That's why you have an idiot kid."...more...

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918: Dan vs. Jesse
Updated: 2009-03-17 01:00:00
Description: "This is like, literally, it has to be one of the dumbest - if not the dumbest - thing I've ever done."...more...

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919: Keith vs. Chemda
Updated: 2009-03-17 18:30:00
Description: "Oh, let's get it on!"...more...

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920: Fuuuuccck Yoouu!!!
Updated: 2009-03-18 17:00:00
Description: "I'm writing to tell you that I've been teetering this way and that over whether or not to continue listening."...more...

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915: In Hot Water
Updated: 2009-03-11 18:30:00
Description: "Why couldn't you leave well enough alone?"...more...

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916: Keith's Mommmmm
Updated: 2009-03-12 18:30:00
Description: "What's your job besides not having babies?" ...more...

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917: Queer as Folk
Updated: 2009-03-14 03:59:00
Description: "I'm nicer than all you fake fucks. Fuck you."...more...

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913: Four Years Down
Updated: 2009-03-09 19:00:00
Description: "If we have cloning, I would clone you and then murder both of you."...more...

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914: Comics Strip
Updated: 2009-03-10 18:30:00
Description: "It was nice talking to you. Now let's never talk again."...more...

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911: Working Well with Others
Updated: 2009-03-04 20:00:00
Description: "He listened to the show, and now does not speak to me."...more...

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912: Mo' Money
Updated: 2009-03-05 20:00:00
Description: "How much money do you have in your bank right now?"...more...

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KATGtv 18: Party! Super Party!
Updated: 2009-03-06 05:00:00
Description: Revelers enjoy the Party! Super Party!...more...

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909: Acting!
Updated: 2009-03-02 20:00:00
Description: "I don't believe in baking. I never did."...more...

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910: The Parent Trap
Updated: 2009-03-03 20:00:00
Description: "You've been shaming the family since you were nine?"...more...

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908: Keith and The Girls
Updated: 2009-02-28 04:59:00
Description: "I will not be a victim!"...more...

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906: Tit for Tat
Updated: 2009-02-25 20:00:00
Description: "Who's to say we don't want to just show our tits and need a good excuse?"...more...

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907: Gag Me
Updated: 2009-02-26 19:30:00
Description: "He looks at me and goes - and I quote: 'What have you done lately?'"...more...

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904: Get the Funk Out
Updated: 2009-02-23 19:30:00
Description: "He's not gonna try something. I'll punch him in the mouth."...more...

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905: Connect the Dots
Updated: 2009-02-24 19:30:00
Description: "Nothing's ever sick enough for the Asians."...more...

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900: Lez Be Friends
Updated: 2009-02-17 19:30:00
Description: "You know you're gonna get a lot of shit for this, right?"...more...

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901: Tee Time
Updated: 2009-02-18 22:30:00
Description: "Pen in your eye!"...more...

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902: Too Clever
Updated: 2009-02-19 20:30:00
Description: "You've made a very big mistake."...more...

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903: What's Yours is Mine
Updated: 2009-02-21 04:59:00
Description: "Let's just say I've been kind of a mess lately."...more...

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896: Intent to Distribute (John DeForest Petrie)
Updated: 2009-02-10 23:30:00
Description: "You go to KeithandTheGirl.com right now: there is video where something shitty is going on. And maybe literally."...more...

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897: The Show-ers
Updated: 2009-02-11 19:30:00
Description: "I've got twenty dollars if you're bored and wanna kill anyone."...more...

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898: How Much is That Asshole in the Window?
Updated: 2009-02-12 19:30:00
Description: "It's not like I never had ass sex before. Let's be clear and honest."...more...

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899: Real Talk
Updated: 2009-02-14 04:59:00
Description: "I get it; you got AIDS. Let's play some music."...more...

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894: The Reaping
Updated: 2009-02-07 04:59:00
Description: "Every time I act, this guy's pointing a fucking camera at me!"...more...

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895: Know Your Shit
Updated: 2009-02-09 19:30:00
Description: "That is gonna be just a horrible day when you figure shit out."...more...

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893: Vote Me
Updated: 2009-02-05 20:00:00
Description: "Let's see if Patrice is an idiot."...more...

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892: Shout It Out Loud
Updated: 2009-02-04 19:30:00
Description: "I'm gonna kick your ass!"...more...

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889: Mantrums
Updated: 2009-01-31 04:59:00
Description: "I knew I was onto something. Who do I sue?"...more...

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890: Yes We Can
Updated: 2009-02-02 23:00:00
Description: "Now you can check asshole without you turning into an animal yourself!"...more...

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891: Drink the Fat
Updated: 2009-02-03 22:30:00
Description: "You got something to say to this prick?!"...more...

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885: The Royal Rumble
Updated: 2009-01-26 22:00:00
Description: "I really want you to just bang a chair over her face."...more...

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886: Love & Happiness
Updated: 2009-01-27 22:00:00
Description: "I think you're a dildo, and not the kind I want in my vagina. I wasn't staring at you, you self-conscious douche."...more...

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887: Dear Intern
Updated: 2009-01-28 22:00:00
Description: "I truly apologize for anything and everything. I am the only one at fault here."...more...

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888: The Simple Life
Updated: 2009-01-30 00:00:00
Description: "What are you most disappointed in her about?"...more...

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884: Drunken Negro Faces
Updated: 2009-01-24 04:59:00
Description: "If you're lookin' for asshole, you're gonna find asshole."...more...

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882: God Bless
Updated: 2009-01-20 20:00:00
Description: "Thank you for helping me be a better person."...more...

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883: In Session
Updated: 2009-01-21 21:30:00
Description: "You can't Jew me down when I'm talkin' about suckin' bear dick."...more...

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880: Bad to the Bone
Updated: 2009-01-15 19:30:00
Description: "You're being a little bitch 'cause you're not looking at me."...more...

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881: Give and Take
Updated: 2009-01-17 04:59:00
Description: "The challenge is basically to prove Keith wrong."...more...

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879: Sober Living
Updated: 2009-01-15 00:00:00
Description: "I like women the same way I like my coffee. I don't like coffee."...more...

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877: Fuck-Like
Updated: 2009-01-13 00:30:00
Description: "Oh my God! You too, Adam?!"...more...

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878: Bromance
Updated: 2009-01-13 20:30:00
Description: "Someone starts blowing me, and I don't know who it is."...more...

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876: For Medicinal Purposes Only
Updated: 2009-01-10 04:59:00
Description: "I got your medicine..."...more...

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875: Pussification
Updated: 2009-01-09 00:00:00
Description: "Good morning, mother fucker."...more...

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871: 4"Stud
Updated: 2009-01-05 05:00:00
Description: "I'm gonna drive around the corner and get a blow job."...more...

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872: 1st Annual KATGuh Award Winners
Updated: 2009-01-06 05:00:00
Description: "Don't masturbate hard; masturbate smart."...more...

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873: The Greatest Story Ever Told
Updated: 2009-01-06 17:00:00
Description: "Are you friends with Bill?"...more...

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874: Poop Culture
Updated: 2009-01-08 00:00:00
Description: "Their own god can't even milk itself."...more...

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KATGtv 17: Yoink
Updated: 2008-12-30 05:00:00
Description: Keith and Chemda in the classic Mexican Food Standoff...more...

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BEGINNINGS 26: Bougie Tag-Up
Updated: 2008-12-30 17:00:00
Description: ...more...

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BEGINNINGS 25: Please Continue to Fuck Dane Cook Some More, Maybe Even Harder
Updated: 2008-12-29 05:00:00
Description: ...more...

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BEGINNINGS 22: A Portrait of the Artist as a Porn Retailer
Updated: 2008-12-22 05:00:00
Description: ...more...

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KATG promo
Updated: 2008-12-23 05:00:00
Description: ...more...

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BEGINNINGS 23: Chink Cop
Updated: 2008-12-23 17:00:00
Description: ...more...

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BEGINNINGS 24: Gimme BALLS!
Updated: 2008-12-24 05:00:00
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860: Turn it Down
Updated: 2008-12-08 22:00:00
Description: "If you ever just feel like yelling at me: Don't."...more...

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861: His Image
Updated: 2008-12-10 00:00:00
Description: "Never been more offended..."...more...

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862: Yoink
Updated: 2008-12-11 00:30:00
Description: "When they're dead I can't make them cry."...more...

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863: The Red Pen
Updated: 2008-12-11 08:00:00
Description: "We had to have hung out at least three times before threatening to kill me."...more...

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864: Spooky 2.0
Updated: 2008-12-12 05:00:00
Description: "It will be on my tombstone."...more...

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865: Greater Than
Updated: 2008-12-15 19:00:00
Description: "You are so fuckin' jealous..."...more...

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Scott Sigler's Contagious
Updated: 2008-12-16 05:00:00
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866: Watch Your Kids
Updated: 2008-12-17 01:00:00
Description: "I just finished. Gotcha!"...more...

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867: Smarter Than
Updated: 2008-12-17 23:20:00
Description: "Quit rippin' off the fuckin' workin' man!"...more...

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KATGtv 16: How to Take Care of a Baby
Updated: 2008-12-18 05:00:00
Description: Keith and The Girl teach you about caring for a newborn...more...

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868: Integrity
Updated: 2008-12-18 19:00:00
Description: "I only became a drunk when you started drinking less."...more...

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869: The O-Word
Updated: 2008-12-20 04:59:00
Description: "You can have some of my butt."...more...

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870: 1st Annual KATGuh Awards
Updated: 2008-12-21 04:59:00
Description: "Was that the first time Chemda realized that she was dating a drunk?"...more...

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858: No Thank You
Updated: 2008-12-05 00:00:00
Description: "You're better than me. The End."...more...

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859: Get Over Yourself
Updated: 2008-12-06 04:59:00
Description: "I don't want my dick back in a knot. Just suck it."...more...

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852: Told Ya So
Updated: 2008-11-22 04:59:00
Description: "They have to admit that Keith Malley is nicer than Adam Curry."...more...

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853: Act Like a Man
Updated: 2008-11-25 02:00:00
Description: "Get ready to punch your friend in the face."...more...

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854: Hit 'Em!
Updated: 2008-11-26 00:00:00
Description: "Sounds a little Hate Crime to me..."...more...

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855: Nerve
Updated: 2008-11-27 00:00:00
Description: "I will destroy your life. I'm not kidding."...more...

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856: For Crying Out Loud
Updated: 2008-12-01 20:00:00
Description: "Sometimes we have really creepy moments."...more...

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KATGtv 15b: Baked PotatoE
Updated: 2008-12-02 05:00:00
Description: Our very Sexy PotatoE stunts her maturity...more...

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857: Use Your Illusion
Updated: 2008-12-04 00:00:00
Description: "Where are the coloreds getting their water?"...more...

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KATGtv 1: Heather Mills
Updated: 2007-11-12 05:00:00
Description: Debut episode featuring celebrity guest Heather Mills...more...

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KATGtv 2: 2 Girls 1 Cup
Updated: 2007-11-19 05:00:00
Description: Chemda's reaction to the world-renowned video 2 Girls 1 Cup...more...

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KATGtv 3: Phenomenon
Updated: 2007-11-26 05:00:00
Description: Keith performs his magics...more...

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KATGtv 4: Bad Breath
Updated: 2007-12-10 05:00:00
Description: An inside look at KATG's studio...more...

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KATGtv 5: Cinnamon Challenge
Updated: 2007-12-17 05:20:00
Description: Disproving the cinnamon challenge myth...more...

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KATGtv 6: Personal Time
Updated: 2008-01-14 05:00:00
Description: Personal time with Chemda and Keith...more...

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KATGtv 7: Game Night
Updated: 2008-01-21 05:00:00
Description: Pictionary, Rock 'Em Sock 'Em and vodka - Let's wake up the neighbors...more...

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KATGtv 8: Ask Heath Ledger
Updated: 2008-02-04 05:00:00
Description: Heath Ledger talks from the grave...more...

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KATGtv 9: Last Comic Standing
Updated: 2008-02-11 05:00:00
Description: Crazy Mike, Jesse Joyce and a million Last Comic Standing hopefuls...more...

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KATGtv 10: Four Short Films
Updated: 2008-03-03 05:00:00
Description: Open Mic Night, Chemda: Fame Whore, White Boys and The Spooky Hot Shot....more...

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KATGtv 11: Spooky vs Deuce 2
Updated: 2008-04-28 04:00:00
Description: The Spooky and Deuce armwrestling rematch...more...

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KATGtv 12: Derby!!!
Updated: 2008-05-05 04:00:00
Description: KATG spends time in the Small Country...more...

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KATGtv 13: Dance Monkey Dance
Updated: 2008-06-02 04:00:00
Description: A highlight reel of 14-year-old KATG Internet Sensation Bruno G...more...

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KATGtv 14: KATG's Wedding/Fight
Updated: 2008-09-01 04:00:00
Description: Keith and The Girl try to get married...more...

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KATGtv 15: Salvia
Updated: 2008-10-27 04:00:00
Description: Our heroes trip balls - Mike the Intern, McNally and Keith...more...

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838: Vote Obama
Updated: 2008-11-04 03:00:00
Description: "The phone number's open for your apology, you fuckin' bitch."...more...

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839: Master Debater
Updated: 2008-11-05 00:00:00
Description: "If he's wet, he's a pedophile!" ...more...

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840: Erection Day
Updated: 2008-11-06 02:30:00
Description: "The problem is your penis wasn't out."...more...

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841: Ladies' Troubles
Updated: 2008-11-06 19:15:00
Description: "This is going to end badly."...more...

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842: Runaway
Updated: 2008-11-09 04:59:00
Description: "You have the disease that I don't like to hang out with."...more...

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843: Grownups
Updated: 2008-11-11 04:59:00
Description: "You get nothing until you apologize to me!"...more...

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844: City Country
Updated: 2008-11-12 00:00:00
Description: "You know what's in my brain right now? Fucking you, 9-year-old."...more...

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845: Keith's Friends
Updated: 2008-11-13 01:30:00
Description: "You're not gonna pervert our relationship."...more...

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846: The Crazy and the Drunk
Updated: 2008-11-13 21:30:00
Description: "Can I get a party size glass of that?"...more...

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847: Baby's First Show
Updated: 2008-11-15 04:59:00
Description: "All your compliments offend me."...more...

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848: Timing is Everything
Updated: 2008-11-18 04:59:00
Description: "Yes, you were a jerk. Everyone hates you for what you did."...more...

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849: The Pick-Up Artist
Updated: 2008-11-19 00:30:00
Description: "If someone hands you The Meaning of Life, how do you go on living?"...more...

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850: Newsy's Twat
Updated: 2008-11-20 00:00:00
Description: "Here's a picture of my dick. That should tide you over."...more...

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851: The Ol' Switcheroo
Updated: 2008-11-20 22:30:00
Description: "I demand that everyone act appropriately." ...more...

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833: Max Payne
Updated: 2008-10-27 18:00:00
Description: "I cannot guarantee reliability, sobriety or even coherentness."...more...

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834: Fuckin' Hippies
Updated: 2008-10-28 23:00:00
Description: "I bet I could beat the ever-livin' shit out of you."...more...

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835: Coconut in the Garage with the Noose
Updated: 2008-10-29 23:30:00
Description: "You have the right to remain silent."...more...

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836: Breathless
Updated: 2008-10-30 23:30:00
Description: "Do we need to stop this?"...more...

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837: N.D.P.A.C.
Updated: 2008-11-01 03:59:00
Description: "Good comedy is based on research."...more...

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Show 828: Live in London
Updated: 2008-10-20 16:00:00
Description: Check out the full video at KATG.com/live...more...

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829: Back in the Saddle
Updated: 2008-10-21 18:00:00
Description: "If we fought, I would not be surprised." ...more...

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830: As a Kite
Updated: 2008-10-23 03:59:00
Description: "I was in my own glass thing. So I couldn't get out of the box. And the box kept pushin' me - maybe 'cause I'm flyin' through space like that..."...more...

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831: Everyone has AIDS!
Updated: 2008-10-23 17:00:00
Description: "Oh my God, do you want babies?"...more...

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832: Don't Do Drugs
Updated: 2008-10-25 03:59:00
Description: "Your vagina's eatin' my dick."...more...

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822: KATG Marathon - Chris and Lori Part 1
Updated: 2008-10-06 04:00:00
Description: ...more...

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823: KATG Marathon - Chris and Lori Part 2
Updated: 2008-10-07 04:00:00
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824: KATG Marathon - Chris and Lori Part 3
Updated: 2008-10-08 04:00:00
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825: KATG Marathon - 2 Mothers 1 Gunner
Updated: 2008-10-09 04:00:00
Description: ...more...

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826: KATG Marathon - The Grand Finale
Updated: 2008-10-10 04:00:00
Description: ...more...

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827: Soap Hockey (Israel)
Updated: 2008-10-20 04:00:00
Description: "You'll say it like it is. What do you think of Israel?"...more...

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746: The 74-Hour Podcast
Updated: 2008-06-16 04:00:00
Description: "We just want to be in Guinness."...more...

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747: We Rule; They Drool
Updated: 2008-06-17 21:00:00
Description: "You shouldn't have a drink because you're gonna go to bed and pee yourself."...more...

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748: Queers, Racists and Whores
Updated: 2008-06-18 09:00:00
Description: "Dick... tasted like sprinkles."...more...

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749: If It Fits
Updated: 2008-06-19 18:00:00
Description: "This was a horrible thing I did."...more...

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750: Haterade
Updated: 2008-06-20 22:30:00
Description: "You're my only fuckin' truly honest friend, and for that, sir, you're forever."...more...

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751: The Dying and the Dead
Updated: 2008-06-24 02:30:00
Description: "I'm not a thief, okay? I'm a very very upstanding citizen."...more...

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752: Home Sweet New York
Updated: 2008-06-25 03:59:00
Description: "Why do we need to give everybody a chance?"...more...

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753: Tour of Booty
Updated: 2008-06-26 01:45:00
Description: "The Seven Year Itch is comin'..."...more...

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754: The Worst Thing We've Ever Done
Updated: 2008-06-27 01:00:00
Description: "Nobody's tricking me anymore."...more...

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755: Dah-Dahn Da-Dah
Updated: 2008-06-28 03:59:00
Description: "Your kegerator is fuckin' up my tongue."...more...

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756: The Customer is Usually Wrong
Updated: 2008-06-30 22:00:00
Description: "You can't make somebody happy."...more...

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757: Be a Man
Updated: 2008-07-02 00:00:00
Description: "You don't even know where you are, Big Boy."...more...

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758: Head of the Class
Updated: 2008-07-02 22:00:00
Description: "Fuck you, England. I didn't forget."...more...

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759: Country Dough Face
Updated: 2008-07-08 01:00:00
Description: "If you think you've heard Chemda on 11; no you haven't. You've heard her on 3. That's all you ever heard her on."...more...

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760: Roommates
Updated: 2008-07-08 19:00:00
Description: "This is a human being? Well I gotta look that word up. 'Cause I don't think it is."...more...

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761: Our Demands
Updated: 2008-07-09 23:00:00
Description: "You think Mevio keeps their tents? I doubt it."...more...

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762: Halfsies
Updated: 2008-07-11 02:00:00
Description: "How sad your life is, Keith... to not know love..."...more...

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763: Intervention
Updated: 2008-07-12 03:59:00
Description: "Welcome to the club. See you in Hell."...more...

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764: KATG Marathon - Bobby Mitchell and Noemi
Updated: 2008-07-14 06:00:00
Description: ...more...

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765: KATG Marathon - Girls' Night
Updated: 2008-07-15 04:00:00
Description: ...more...

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766: KATG Marathon - Butman Begins
Updated: 2008-07-16 04:00:00
Description: ...more...

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767: KATG Marathon - Butman Meets Soccergirl
Updated: 2008-07-17 04:00:00
Description: ...more...

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768: KATG Marathon - Exhibit A for the Prosecution
Updated: 2008-07-18 04:00:00
Description: ...more...

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769: Keith's Line
Updated: 2008-07-22 00:00:00
Description: "Are you the retard where I need to acknowledge you or not acknowledge you?...more...

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770: Fuck Your Country
Updated: 2008-07-22 23:00:00
Description: "We are so much more tolerant of you fuckers."...more...

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771: 1-800-GAMBLER
Updated: 2008-07-23 20:30:00
Description: "I'd eat a buddy of mine. Happily."...more...

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772: See You in Court
Updated: 2008-07-25 01:00:00
Description: "Tell me the bad things about me."...more...

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773: To the Limit
Updated: 2008-07-26 03:59:00
Description: "I can't tell if this guy is boasting a little too much about it, or he's just amazed that he's even alive."...more...

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774: Dr. Feelbad
Updated: 2008-07-29 01:00:00
Description: "You're dead. I'm gonna kill you."...more...

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775: Battle of the Sexes
Updated: 2008-07-29 18:00:00
Description: "Fuck you, God. There, I said it."...more...

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776: On the Real
Updated: 2008-07-30 18:00:00
Description: "I've decided that I just'm gonna play you what I recorded when it happened because it's honest, and... that's what I do."...more...

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777: Talk Dirty to Me
Updated: 2008-07-31 22:30:00
Description: "I want to work with you. Please tell me the secret of The Ancients."...more...

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778: Ironman Bobby
Updated: 2008-08-02 03:59:00
Description: "Let's have a fuckin' baby! Let's end this shit!"...more...

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779: KATG Marathon - The Magic Number
Updated: 2008-08-04 04:00:00
Description: ...more...

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780: KATG Marathon - World Policy
Updated: 2008-08-05 04:00:00
Description: ...more...

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781: KATG Marathon - Hot or Not
Updated: 2008-08-06 04:00:00
Description: ...more...

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782: KATG Marathon - Affirmative Action
Updated: 2008-08-07 04:00:00
Description: ...more...

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783: KATG Marathon - Pandejo
Updated: 2008-08-08 04:00:00
Description: ...more...

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784: Fuck Carnival
Updated: 2008-08-13 03:00:00
Description: "Let me tell you how I feel about THAT person..."...more...

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785: Versus
Updated: 2008-08-13 23:00:00
Description: "You're not sending a signal that I should start fucking your face?"...more...

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786: Special Strengths
Updated: 2008-08-14 19:00:00
Description: "A whole bunch of sperm at once makes you tell bad puns all the time."...more...

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787: FTW
Updated: 2008-08-16 03:59:00
Description: "Adam just looks horrified right now."...more...

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788: You're Welcome
Updated: 2008-08-18 21:00:00
Description: "Would this make you applaud?!"...more...

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789: Love thy Neighbor
Updated: 2008-08-19 23:00:00
Description: "Nobody thinks there's any consequences." ...more...

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790: In It for Life
Updated: 2008-08-20 21:45:00
Description: "Hey, sorry. My bad. I'm out. We're done."...more...

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791: 18 & Life
Updated: 2008-08-21 23:00:00
Description: "Call ahead."...more...

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792: Chinese Democracy
Updated: 2008-08-23 03:59:00
Description: "And to think I should be dead."...more...

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793: No Offense
Updated: 2008-08-26 02:00:00
Description: "Never would I ever come across as a whore. And for you to suggest that is just disgusting."...more...

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794: You Ever Notice...
Updated: 2008-08-26 23:00:00
Description: "Why am I the representative of all things you hate today?"...more...

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795: Killer Comedy
Updated: 2008-08-27 18:30:00
Description: "It's time for me to stop being scared, and time to make others start."...more...

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796: Where's the Line?
Updated: 2008-08-28 23:30:00
Description: "Get up. You're not having a panic attack."...more...

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797: Wedding Preparations
Updated: 2008-08-30 03:59:00
Description: "More people need to be quiet and start diaries."...more...

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798: The King of Kings
Updated: 2008-09-02 22:30:00
Description: "Don't let our amusement throw you."...more...

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799: Just Kidding
Updated: 2008-09-03 22:00:00
Description: "I need faces! I need faces!"...more...

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800: That's Not Your Baby
Updated: 2008-09-04 23:30:00
Description: "Too approachable! I'm too good!"...more...

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801: I Blame You
Updated: 2008-09-06 03:59:00
Description: "I ain't talkin' about the vagina, honey."...more...

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802: How to Approach Keith
Updated: 2008-09-09 00:00:00
Description: "You're drunk! Shut your mouth!"...more...

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803: Take Care of Your Own
Updated: 2008-09-10 01:30:00
Description: "This dog just fucked me!"...more...

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804: Sex, Pigs and Lipstick
Updated: 2008-09-10 20:30:00
Description: "Maybe you should have thought about that when you got knocked up near power lines."...more...

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805: A Losing Battle
Updated: 2008-09-12 03:59:00
Description: "He wouldn't shake my hand in person, but now I'm gonna check his asshole cancer."...more...

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806: Skirting the Issues
Updated: 2008-09-13 03:59:00
Description: "Do I look like an asshole if I sit you down and explain to you how to curse? Cause holy cunt-balls..."...more...

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807: Learning in Moderation
Updated: 2008-09-15 22:00:00
Description: "I'll burn that bridge when I come to it."...more...

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808: Friends & Family
Updated: 2008-09-16 21:00:00
Description: "Every deal that we've gotten is because we have potty mouths."...more...

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809: Playing Around
Updated: 2008-09-17 21:00:00
Description: "Chemda said I'm allowed to punch him right in the face."...more...

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810: Everyday People
Updated: 2008-09-19 00:00:00
Description: "If it looks weird and smells weird, don't do it."...more...

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811: Octopus Genitalia
Updated: 2008-09-20 03:59:00
Description: "This is Knock Shit Outta People's Hands Area, and you're in it."...more...

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812: Unconstitutional
Updated: 2008-09-22 18:00:00
Description: "The irony is you don't like you."...more...

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813: My Backyard
Updated: 2008-09-23 18:00:00
Description: "What are the chances of my parole officer being here?"...more...

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814: Killing Me Softly
Updated: 2008-09-24 21:00:00
Description: "They're just hoping we don't shoot up the place." ...more...

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815: Disappearing Act
Updated: 2008-09-25 19:00:00
Description: "I'll get that baby out today."...more...

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816: You Were Right, John Mayer
Updated: 2008-09-27 03:59:00
Description: "Nice try, bitch! I know about podcasting."...more...

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817: Star Power
Updated: 2008-09-30 03:59:00
Description: "If you don't leave now, I will shoot you."...more...

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818: Love & London
Updated: 2008-09-30 18:00:00
Description: "Send out your signals: Don't fuck around the Malleys' house."...more...

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819: People > Animals
Updated: 2008-10-01 18:00:00
Description: "He's come a long way from when he was eating shit in the bathroom."...more...

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820: Litmus Test
Updated: 2008-10-02 17:00:00
Description: "Raise your pizzas."...more...

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821: Drill, Baby, Drill
Updated: 2008-10-04 03:59:00
Description: "Name one good day as a couple that we've had together."...more...

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745: Mac Daddy
Updated: 2008-06-11 02:30:00
Description: "I'll tell you this, all you genius parents with your point of view..."...more...

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740: Judge Fatty
Updated: 2008-06-03 01:30:00
Description: "Keith and The Girl will fail as a show because I will shoot my listeners in the face."...more...

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741: Partay!
Updated: 2008-06-04 03:59:00
Description: "I've always been a fat person. My whole family are fat people."...more...

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742: Dream Warriors
Updated: 2008-06-05 03:59:00
Description: "Well, I mean, six years later I find out it wasn't the real thing..."...more...

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743: Million Dollar Baby
Updated: 2008-06-06 01:00:00
Description: "I want a baby."...more...

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744: The Justice Game
Updated: 2008-06-07 03:59:00
Description: "If you can do me a favor and not sniff your own pussy too much in my bathroom, I'd appreciate it."...more...

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731: Positive/Negative: The Fit and The Fat
Updated: 2008-05-19 23:30:00
Description: "You know what tastes the best? Satisfaction."...more...

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732: Positive/Negative: Major League and Minor League
Updated: 2008-05-20 04:00:00
Description: "Then how did I get scalping tickets to your Bat Mitzvah, cunt?"...more...

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733: Positive/Negative: Real and Fake
Updated: 2008-05-21 04:00:00
Description: "You're not dragging me into your Above and Beyond."...more...

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734: Nick Starr is Gay
Updated: 2008-05-22 04:00:00
Description: "I haven't actually told this to anybody. Ever."...more...

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735: Innocence Lost
Updated: 2008-05-23 04:00:00
Description: "If we were in jail, your mouth would be first."...more...

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736: KATG Kills
Updated: 2008-05-28 01:00:00
Description: "You owe me $5. You played The Motherfucker."...more...

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737: Lights, Karma, Action
Updated: 2008-05-29 02:00:00
Description: "If anyone out there who's listening to this listens to that hateful piece of trash called Keith and The Girl..."...more...

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738: You Otter Know
Updated: 2008-05-29 23:00:00
Description: "Do we want to place a bet?"...more...

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739: The Trouble Card
Updated: 2008-05-31 03:59:00
Description: "I know I fucked him somehow. I just couldn't remember."...more...

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729: Black, White and Other
Updated: 2008-05-16 00:30:00
Description: "You smell like rent."...more...

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730: McNally in a Tree
Updated: 2008-05-17 01:30:00
Description: "Would it be easier to sleep with her if you quit imagining that she's your sister?"...more...

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723: Shenanigans
Updated: 2008-05-08 03:00:00
Description: "I bet there's a lot of skin under her nails."...more...

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724: Brother Love's Mother
Updated: 2008-05-09 03:00:00
Description: "He smirked at you, then came on your wife."...more...

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725: Death or Destruction
Updated: 2008-05-10 03:59:00
Description: "To hear you say that, honestly, is a slap in the face."...more...

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726: Wanna Fight?
Updated: 2008-05-12 10:30:00
Description: "I don't mean to sound like some kind of ninja, but I controlled it."...more...

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727: How May I Curse You?
Updated: 2008-05-13 18:00:00
Description: "I don't use foul language, and I don't like to hear anyone else use it either."...more...

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728: We Can Hear You
Updated: 2008-05-15 02:00:00
Description: "What the fuck is your problem, man?!"...more...

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720: Lie in It
Updated: 2008-05-04 03:59:00
Description: "I'll pay thirty-five bucks to fuck you."...more...

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721: Iron Woman
Updated: 2008-05-05 23:30:00
Description: "I smelled my ass-pants after just to see."...more...

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722: Kill the Noise
Updated: 2008-05-07 01:30:00
Description: "But nobody was watching the body, so I got busy."...more...

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711: Jesse's Girl
Updated: 2008-04-21 23:00:00
Description: "I made myself seem approachable, and I think that's where I went wrong."...more...

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712: Once a Year
Updated: 2008-04-22 23:00:00
Description: "This is on the air? We got this?"...more...

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713: Quitter
Updated: 2008-04-23 23:00:00
Description: "I'm just addicted to broken people."...more...

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714: Kink
Updated: 2008-04-24 23:00:00
Description: "You're not gonna ruin my new mom for me, ladies."...more...

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715: Our Own Fans
Updated: 2008-04-26 03:59:00
Description: "If I know I'm right, you're so fuckin' wrong."...more...

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716: Derby!!!
Updated: 2008-04-29 01:00:00
Description: "Look at you: Full-On Country!"...more...

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717: It's Not a Fight
Updated: 2008-04-30 01:30:00
Description: "You guys are not the easiest people to bring a fuckin' girlfriend around - right? - at all."...more...

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718: KATG Heals
Updated: 2008-04-30 23:00:00
Description: "Put your hand in my wound thing!"...more...

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719: Diff'rent Strokes
Updated: 2008-05-02 00:00:00
Description: "It was so ridiculous that we were sitting there eating together."...more...

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710: Know-It-Alls
Updated: 2008-04-18 01:30:00
Description: "I can't explain to you, your honor, stand-up comedy."...more...

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709: Cavemen and The Girl
Updated: 2008-04-17 02:00:00
Description: "I did several jabs to the face and an uppercut to the face."...more...

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708: Drama Queen
Updated: 2008-04-12 03:59:00
Description: "Let me tell you all the secrets I know!"...more...

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707: Bonus!
Updated: 2008-04-10 22:00:00
Description: "I like it when I win rape scenarios." ...more...

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706: Come Correct
Updated: 2008-04-09 18:30:00
Description: "You're gonna get a shitload of prayers comin' your way, buddy."...more...

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704: Making a Difference
Updated: 2008-04-07 22:30:00
Description: "You're a fuckin' idiot, and try to talk less at parties."...more...

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705: Respect
Updated: 2008-04-08 22:19:00
Description: "People. Aren't. Nice."...more...

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699: WrestleMania XXIV
Updated: 2008-03-31 17:00:00
Description: "Picture the power of this midget, but with brass knuckles!"...more...

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700: Keith's Aspie Test
Updated: 2008-04-01 09:00:00
Description: "We are now gonna see if I am an Asperger."...more...

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701: Southern Hospitality
Updated: 2008-04-02 13:00:00
Description: "The advice you've given me has led to a bigger problem."...more...

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702: Office Humor
Updated: 2008-04-03 07:55:00
Description: "When I need to bust a nut, I gotta get into the city toot sweet."...more...

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703: Infighting
Updated: 2008-04-04 05:40:00
Description: "Don't be a bitch! I'm sensitive!"...more...

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698: Deconstructing McNally
Updated: 2008-03-29 03:59:00
Description: "Seriously, why do you hate me so much?!"...more...

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697: 70/30
Updated: 2008-03-27 23:30:00
Description: "Keep doing your show, assholes. Your life is getting ruined."...more...

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694: Go Directly to Jail
Updated: 2008-03-24 19:30:00
Description: "The cake is not a lie."...more...

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695: Misspoken
Updated: 2008-03-25 20:00:00
Description: "I'm a street nigga. You'll see me."...more...

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696: Pure Evil
Updated: 2008-03-26 19:00:00
Description: "I hate my dad, and I couldn't take it anymore."...more...

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693: Holidays for Everyone
Updated: 2008-03-20 20:30:00
Description: "I have heart. I got the broomstick now."...more...

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691: Perspective
Updated: 2008-03-19 02:30:00
Description: "I'm spending $300 tonight, and I'm drunk, and my liver's done."...more...

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692: Kids are Dumb
Updated: 2008-03-20 02:30:00
Description: "Laugh. It only helps me."...more...

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690: Know Your Enema
Updated: 2008-03-17 20:00:00
Description: "Why's everybody coming to me for their enemas anyway?"...more...

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682: Jamie Hunting
Updated: 2008-03-06 00:30:00
Description: "I might be kind of a nightmare to date."...more...

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683: Class Action
Updated: 2008-03-06 20:30:00
Description: "He's definitely a little delusional."...more...

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684: Three Years Down
Updated: 2008-03-08 04:59:00
Description: "I got a gun. Happy anniversary to me."...more...

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685: Fall from Grace
Updated: 2008-03-10 20:30:00
Description: "Some of these adults have mentioned things to me that I feel obligated to address, for if they are true as they were described to me, I have lost a son."...more...

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686: That One Percent
Updated: 2008-03-11 23:00:00
Description: "Did you just say my time's not fuckin' important with my fake job and fake kids?! Who the fuck are you?!"...more...

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687: Don't Call Me Fat
Updated: 2008-03-12 23:00:00
Description: "Nothing you say will ever put my family back together."...more...

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688: Confessions
Updated: 2008-03-13 23:30:00
Description: "It was also dark, and you got pushed down by a ho."...more...

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689: Good Answer
Updated: 2008-03-15 03:59:00
Description: "Don't be offended if you're the one giving the speech and it's Hooker Time."...more...

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677: Break Time
Updated: 2008-02-28 00:30:00
Description: "And I don't know if I'm like impressed with his skills or saddened that it only took the girls two drinks."...more...

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678: Fighting Fair
Updated: 2008-02-29 00:30:00
Description: "The problem wasn't so much the raping..."...more...

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679: Keith's Glamourous Life
Updated: 2008-03-01 04:59:00
Description: "I'm the only person who likes you."...more...

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680: When to Say When
Updated: 2008-03-04 00:30:00
Description: "It's incredibly hard to find a chick who isn't a just great big retarded whore."...more...

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681: Professionalism
Updated: 2008-03-04 20:00:00
Description: "Are you keeping a secret that could break you two up?"...more...

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676: Blow Me
Updated: 2008-02-27 01:00:00
Description: "You know it's gonna get worse, right?"...more...

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673: The Moment of Truth
Updated: 2008-02-22 01:00:00
Description: "The $500,000 question: Have you killed somebody?"...more...

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674: Restaurant Exaggerators
Updated: 2008-02-23 04:59:00
Description: "Where the fuck is it a quarter a minute?"...more...

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675: And the Winner Isn't...
Updated: 2008-02-26 01:00:00
Description: "You're gonna make me cry! Take this!"...more...

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670: The Helpies
Updated: 2008-02-16 04:59:00
Description: "I know you didn't want to get into this..."...more...

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671: Be Nervous
Updated: 2008-02-20 00:00:00
Description: "You have my phone number! You coulda called me!"...more...

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672: Garson
Updated: 2008-02-21 00:45:00
Description: "You think these people are actually thinking straight before they go on this show?"...more...

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669: Nigger
Updated: 2008-02-14 21:00:00
Description: "Now you're back to Square One. You gotta keep selling your vagina on the Internet." ...more...

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665: Learn to Swim
Updated: 2008-02-09 04:59:00
Description: "When does 'shy' mean you gotta go for my balls?"...more...

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666: Games
Updated: 2008-02-11 10:00:00
Description: "You're in the fuckin' hottest Fuck Room. This is the Keith and The Girl Fuck Room. You're blowin' it."...more...

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667: Bugger!
Updated: 2008-02-12 23:00:00
Description: "I really think he meant I sell my daughter on the street."...more...

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668: Bad Information
Updated: 2008-02-13 22:30:00
Description: "Well, I may not know much about God, but I have to say we built a pretty nice cage for him."...more...

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663: Family Portrait
Updated: 2008-02-06 22:00:00
Description: "And I do not want to be on this show, so I'm gonna hang up."...more...

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664: Inappropriate Behavior
Updated: 2008-02-08 01:30:00
Description: "I would not come back for a second punch."...more...

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656: The Great Debaters
Updated: 2008-01-28 22:00:00
Description: "I told her about the show and gave her a sticker, not ever thinking it would go this far."...more...

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657: The Schemes of Things
Updated: 2008-01-29 22:30:00
Description: "Have you ever tried or thought about killing somebody else?"...more...

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658: KKKanada
Updated: 2008-01-31 02:00:00
Description: "Fuck you. You die."...more...

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659: Harry Pooter
Updated: 2008-02-01 04:59:00
Description: "This is an insult? That's so fuckin' cool!"...more...

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660: Who Let the Dogs Out
Updated: 2008-02-02 04:59:00
Description: "If you're coming to my party, bring your purse. Or wallet. I don't sexually discriminate."...more...

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661: Play to Win
Updated: 2008-02-05 00:00:00
Description: "Why do you have a picture of my nuts on your phone?"...more...

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662: Don't Eat the Cake
Updated: 2008-02-06 00:30:00
Description: "Are you even listening to your inner monologue?"...more...

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300: LIVE AUDIENCE!
Updated: 2006-07-01 02:00:00
Description: www.KATG.com/300...more...

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301: Beat the Band
Updated: 2006-07-06 03:59:00
Description: "Somerset, Pennsylvania: You anger me!"...more...

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654: New Territory
Updated: 2008-01-23 00:00:00
Description: "Why don't you think about that for awhile?"...more...

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655: Psychic Duo
Updated: 2008-01-24 00:00:00
Description: "Do you think Keith is hiding pain?"...more...

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651: KATG The Musical
Updated: 2008-01-16 20:00:00
Description: "The only diss I want to give her is disinfectant." ...more...

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652: The Boss' Wife
Updated: 2008-01-18 01:00:00
Description: "Death or drugs? Just tell me that."...more...

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653: Psycho Analysis
Updated: 2008-01-19 04:59:00
Description: "Shut the fuck up, and stop being a little bitch."...more...

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650: Truth to Tell
Updated: 2008-01-16 00:00:00
Description: "I got the crap kicked out of me by one of the American Gladiators yesterday."...more...

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649: Dead Funny
Updated: 2008-01-14 05:00:00
Description: "I'm fine, and I don't mind him telling this story."...more...

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647: The Influenced
Updated: 2008-01-11 00:00:00
Description: "Is that going in the documentary? Put that in there. That's a good one."...more...

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648: Next Case
Updated: 2008-01-12 04:59:00
Description: "Stop making me laugh about this! It's foul!"...more...

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646: Girl Power
Updated: 2008-01-10 00:30:00
Description: "Stop. Sit down. Write your own joke."...more...

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BEGINNINGS 9: The Wonder Years, Only Stickier
Updated: 2007-04-25 04:00:00
Description: 76: How To F*** (June 17 '05) Chemda and her brother, Michael, regale each other with stories of innocence and beauty. Count the number of times Michael says âtwat." (4:45 to 56:30) 56: voodoolulu (May 20 '05) Lulu's "masturb...more...

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643: Visitation Rights
Updated: 2008-01-05 04:59:00
Description: "We felt so bad that we fucked up. Everybody wants to die."...more...

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644: West Coast Pussies
Updated: 2008-01-08 00:00:00
Description: "I just did that in front of all them?"...more...

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645: Tricks of the Trade
Updated: 2008-01-09 00:30:00
Description: "It's not okay until I see him cry!"...more...

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BEGINNINGS 21: The In or Out Club
Updated: 2008-01-03 05:00:00
Description: ...more...

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181: Finish Her!
Updated: 2005-11-29 07:00:00
Description: "I can't even explain it. You'll see. You'll see..."...more...

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BEGINNINGS 15: Let it Shine, Let it Shine, Let it Shine
Updated: 2007-12-26 05:00:00
Description: ...more...

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BEGINNINGS 16: My Serioso
Updated: 2007-12-27 05:00:00
Description: ...more...

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BEGINNINGS 17: Klass Dismissed
Updated: 2007-12-28 05:00:00
Description: ...more...

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BEGINNINGS 18: Conveniently Located to Many Accidents
Updated: 2007-12-31 05:00:00
Description: ...more...

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BEGINNINGS 19: Believe the Hype
Updated: 2008-01-01 05:00:00
Description: ...more...

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BEGINNINGS 20: Thick Sweat
Updated: 2008-01-02 05:00:00
Description: ...more...

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70: Down With Scientology
Updated: 2005-06-10 03:38:59
Description: "I can't keep it to myself: Jimmy Fallen sucks."...more...

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641: Jeremymas
Updated: 2007-12-21 03:00:00
Description: "It's almost like being bisexual."...more...

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642: Chemda Said Knock You Out
Updated: 2007-12-22 04:59:00
Description: "You can burn in Hell, bitch!"...more...

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BEGINNINGS 13: Be at Ease!
Updated: 2007-12-24 14:00:00
Description: ...more...

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BEGINNINGS 14: A Patrice Tour de Force
Updated: 2007-12-25 05:00:00
Description: ...more...

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639: Eurotrash
Updated: 2007-12-19 01:00:00
Description: "You learn to get aggressive really quickly in Europe or else you die."...more...

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640: Sigh
Updated: 2007-12-20 01:00:00
Description: "You're an asshole, Keith. This is the most asshole move that you make. You're really an asshole."...more...

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637: Right and Wrong
Updated: 2007-12-14 00:30:00
Description: "You will not figure this man out until you drink with him at least ten times."...more...

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638: Spring Cleaning
Updated: 2007-12-15 04:59:00
Description: "Did you just make cancer sexy?"...more...

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632: Friends Till The End
Updated: 2007-12-07 00:30:00
Description: "All the more reason to bring back corporal punishment."...more...

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633: Rules of the Game
Updated: 2007-12-08 04:59:00
Description: "Leeroy, why do you always gotta do that?"...more...

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634: A New York Christmas
Updated: 2007-12-10 20:00:00
Description: "You're too horny to google Keith and The Girl."...more...

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635: Traditions Part 1
Updated: 2007-12-12 04:59:00
Description: "You dumbed down my dick."...more...

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636: Traditions Part 2
Updated: 2007-12-12 07:00:00
Description: "Cause they were black. You can say they were black."...more...

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629: My Favorite Mistake
Updated: 2007-12-04 00:30:00
Description: "I'm trying not to be scared of you."...more...

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630: The Greats
Updated: 2007-12-05 00:30:00
Description: "They're all on my side, ya douche!"...more...

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631: Bad Angles
Updated: 2007-12-06 00:30:00
Description: "I have MS, and yes, I'm an asshole."...more...

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627: Holiday Cheer
Updated: 2007-11-29 23:45:00
Description: "We don't start these! Ever!"...more...

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628: Keith's Birthday
Updated: 2007-11-30 18:45:00
Description: "I can't have kids because I have cysts on my ovaries."...more...

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626: Back to Work
Updated: 2007-11-29 00:15:00
Description: "Let me hold your wallet while I dance for you. It'll be nicer."...more...

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625: Thinking Out Loud
Updated: 2007-11-27 21:00:00
Description: "You never wanted to just stomp a baby?"...more...

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624: Douchebag Necessities
Updated: 2007-11-27 01:45:00
Description: "Remember the days they dropped babies off a cliff because it wasn't good enough?"...more...

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622: Hog Hunting
Updated: 2007-11-21 00:30:00
Description: "All you're doing is sending her home to cry."...more...

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623: A KATG Outing
Updated: 2007-11-22 01:45:00
Description: "I will not be on the show, and I will not discuss any of that."...more...

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617: Bear and The Girl
Updated: 2007-11-14 03:00:00
Description: "It's go time, Lord."...more...

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618: You're Fired!
Updated: 2007-11-15 01:45:00
Description: "I'm sorry, it was balls. You're fired."...more...

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619: Foreign Affairs
Updated: 2007-11-16 01:00:00
Description: "Hey, fuck you assholes, it's time for Armchair Kid Nation!"...more...

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620: Sexpectations
Updated: 2007-11-17 04:59:00
Description: "Hello. You're dead."...more...

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621: Bros Before Hos
Updated: 2007-11-20 01:00:00
Description: "Do you wanna talk about buttplay?"...more...

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616: Castrating Spooky
Updated: 2007-11-10 04:59:00
Description: "Words hurt N-words."...more...

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611: A Taste of Hate
Updated: 2007-11-03 03:59:00
Description: "I wish my audience was robots. That's the irony."...more...

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612: Stupid Americans
Updated: 2007-11-06 00:00:00
Description: "I bet if you were my boyfriend you'd help me all the time."...more...

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613: Fakers
Updated: 2007-11-07 00:30:00
Description: "Don't call him a pussy. He came to shit, he shat, he's done."...more...

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614: Reverend Lawrence Florman
Updated: 2007-11-08 04:30:00
Description: "We switched to gin, Dad and I."...more...

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615: Professional Journalism
Updated: 2007-11-08 19:00:00
Description: "I let people call me Dog for my life. You think I'm swift, Larry?"...more...

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610: Doggin' the Competition
Updated: 2007-11-02 00:00:00
Description: "We don't mean that shit. But America would think we mean that."...more...

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609: Dum Dums
Updated: 2007-10-31 22:00:00
Description: "'Oh no, people are wiping my ass. That's horrendous.' I think I've earned it! 'Start wipin'.'"...more...

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608: On the Road Again
Updated: 2007-10-31 00:00:00
Description: "Pick a fuckin' side, women!"...more...

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251: Mad with Power
Updated: 2006-04-04 02:01:00
Description: "Whether I misunderstood you or not, we're gonna send you a warning."...more...

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606: B.J. and the Beer
Updated: 2007-10-25 22:30:00
Description: "Tell me what I'm supposed to feel, Keith."...more...

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607: Upper East Side
Updated: 2007-10-29 04:00:00
Description: "Live Free or Die. And you guys chose die."...more...

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245: Punch Him in the Face
Updated: 2006-03-23 23:40:00
Description: "So then you lied to us, didn't you, you little cunt bitch?"...more...

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246: Old School
Updated: 2006-03-25 04:59:00
Description: "Suck your own monster cock since it's so gigantic."...more...

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254: Fast and Furious
Updated: 2006-04-06 21:13:00
Description: "They're all gonna choke you when you get there."...more...

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259: Dirty Little Secret
Updated: 2006-04-18 02:08:00
Description: "You're right, I'm sorry, and help me."...more...

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260: The Big Time
Updated: 2006-04-18 20:13:00
Description: "I'm gonna be in the movies."...more...

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408: Circle of Quiet
Updated: 2006-12-16 04:59:00
Description: "'Cause they seem like a couple right now! Girls, are you with me?"...more...

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603: Reunited
Updated: 2007-10-22 23:00:00
Description: "The sincerity of your shit is amazing."...more...

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604: Fat Enabler
Updated: 2007-10-23 23:00:00
Description: "You said you weren't gonna go there, and you did."...more...

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605: Picking Sides
Updated: 2007-10-24 20:30:00
Description: "I did feel like when I ate it it was made with a hard-on."...more...

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367: Reverse Advertising
Updated: 2006-10-17 23:30:00
Description: "You start at the face, and then you negotiate."...more...

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370: Baby's First Tattoo
Updated: 2006-10-21 03:59:00
Description: "We'd appreciate it, ladies, if you tickled these twos guys' balls as you were doin' it."...more...

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599: Power Position
Updated: 2007-10-16 00:00:00
Description: "So he's watching you jerk off."...more...

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600: Jesse Joyce
Updated: 2007-10-18 00:00:00
Description: "I got ten days to give a fuck."...more...

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601: As Bitch is to Cunt
Updated: 2007-10-18 20:00:00
Description: "'Member when crazy made sense?"...more...

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602: Pulling Out
Updated: 2007-10-19 16:30:00
Description: "I was worried that I wouldn't get a boner, and then she would be insulted."...more...

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594: Everyone Poops
Updated: 2007-10-09 23:30:00
Description: "I shit my pants out of choice."...more...

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595: How to Make It
Updated: 2007-10-10 23:30:00
Description: "Finally a Canadian I hate."...more...

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596: Kids Talk
Updated: 2007-10-11 21:00:00
Description: "I ride a long bus, and my shit stinks!"...more...

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597: Everything for Dummies
Updated: 2007-10-13 03:59:00
Description: "You want to eat his asshole; now you're on the side of guns."...more...

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598: The Dissing Game
Updated: 2007-10-15 22:45:00
Description: "How do you get into someone's butthole like that?"...more...

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588: We Win!
Updated: 2007-09-29 03:59:00
Description: "Tonight we settle all family fuckin' debts"...more...

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589: A Hero's Return
Updated: 2007-10-01 21:30:00
Description: "I learned it's fun to let other people learn."...more...

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590: Emotional Wreck
Updated: 2007-10-03 01:00:00
Description: "You beat your horse gay!"...more...

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591: A Hero's Departure
Updated: 2007-10-03 20:30:00
Description: "You don't even have to kill people to make a difference."...more...

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592: God Opens a Window
Updated: 2007-10-04 20:00:00
Description: "There's too many cameras. You're fuckin' me. You're dead."...more...

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593: Parental Guidance
Updated: 2007-10-05 19:30:00
Description: "We say that to our ladies and horses."...more...

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587: In Country
Updated: 2007-09-27 20:00:00
Description: "They're gonna analyze the video and find out who farted and fire them."...more...

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586: License to Drive
Updated: 2007-09-27 00:00:00
Description: "Your son has autism. And only your beautiful tits can save him."...more...

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Show 569: Live in Atlanta
Updated: 2007-09-01 01:00:00
Description: www.KATG.com/live...more...

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572: Keith's New Job
Updated: 2007-09-07 00:00:00
Description: "He made me into his balls."...more...

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573: Imagine
Updated: 2007-09-08 03:59:00
Description: "Is it a hard thing for you guys to bring your own chair? BYOC."...more...

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574: The Shitbox
Updated: 2007-09-10 20:00:00
Description: "There's radio shows all over the fuckin' dial. Who gives a shit?"...more...

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575: The End of the World
Updated: 2007-09-11 23:30:00
Description: "There's no such thing as in a good way with a hippie."...more...

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576: Dinner Conversation
Updated: 2007-09-12 20:30:00
Description: "Brother Love, why did you tell her? It was supposed to be a secret."...more...

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577: Crybabies
Updated: 2007-09-13 20:30:00
Description: "Who can think of 9/11 at a time like this?"...more...

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578: The Gun Show
Updated: 2007-09-15 03:59:00
Description: "A handicap ain't got nothin' on me."...more...

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579: Knowledge is Power
Updated: 2007-09-18 01:30:00
Description: "I gotta say, between your mouth and your hairy bush..."...more...

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580: :-)
Updated: 2007-09-18 20:30:00
Description: "Do we have to be naked?"...more...

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581: Rock of Love?
Updated: 2007-09-20 02:00:00
Description: "Do you think after Chemda and I break up the show can still work?"...more...

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582: Playing Yourself
Updated: 2007-09-20 18:00:00
Description: "I'd date the shit outta you, Patrice."...more...

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583: Shit Talking
Updated: 2007-09-22 03:59:00
Description: "I messed up. I didn't slash the."...more...

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584: Backstage
Updated: 2007-09-24 04:00:00
Description: "I'm very logical. I'm scientific. I will break you down. I'm mathematical."...more...

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585: Nerd Holocaust
Updated: 2007-09-26 03:00:00
Description: "We are no longer friends."...more...

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570: The Con
Updated: 2007-09-04 23:00:00
Description: "What came first: the bully or the nerd?"...more...

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571: Trust Issues
Updated: 2007-09-05 20:00:00
Description: "Every time I said, 'show me titties,' I saw titties."...more...

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566: God's Will
Updated: 2007-08-28 23:30:00
Description: "And I'll tell you this: It will not be podsafe."...more...

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567: Abuse
Updated: 2007-08-29 20:30:00
Description: "Well, personally, my friends and I, we know exactly where the United States is on our map."...more...

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568: Monster-in-Law
Updated: 2007-08-30 16:00:00
Description: "Who says that? I think the Devil says that. I think that's the only person that says that."...more...

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565: Challenge!
Updated: 2007-08-27 20:00:00
Description: "Are you a retard, or am I an asshole?"...more...

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564: Lovers, Fighters
Updated: 2007-08-25 03:59:00
Description: "That's why this and my brother should both be in jail."...more...

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428: Not Cool
Updated: 2007-01-23 22:00:00
Description: "I'll drink his cat piss for a good pleasant conversation."...more...

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429: Picking Fights
Updated: 2007-01-25 01:00:00
Description: "It's all in your head. They take like a bucket of nothing and don't dump it on you."...more...

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562: F-MOS
Updated: 2007-08-22 23:30:00
Description: "Let me feel single in this porta potty."...more...

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563: When White is Wrong
Updated: 2007-08-23 21:00:00
Description: "She looks like sucky sucky dollar."...more...

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197: Mission Accomplished
Updated: 2006-01-06 04:00:00
Description: "Good mornin', everybody. We're drinkin' at Malley's Neighborhood Pub."...more...

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198: WKTG
Updated: 2006-01-07 04:00:00
Description: "I devote entire days to blowing you. Wednesday. Heard of it much?"...more...

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199: Kicking and Screaming
Updated: 2006-01-10 00:30:00
Description: "Oh, we got another cripple! I'll take it..."...more...

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