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A matter of age, boy vs man, anger vs honesty Updated: 2007-07-23 14:58:16 Description: Although I’d like to sound cooler and more authoritative, I do stand behind the content of my message.The reflexive biting response my playmate displays is normal. He’s striving for social status by appearing as hard as he can.He’l...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD discussion of deranking Updated: 2007-07-24 15:55:24 Description: De-ranking is intentionally losing, just like these people do in life.File Download (1:22 min / 0.6 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD beats loop Updated: 2007-07-26 18:04:47 Description: I get all kinds of messages like this one. Beats beats pwnage beats.I’m down with it.One day a parade of Goldie lookin chain wearing gamers will fill the streets and their symphony the air. I will be there grabbing my nuts and whispering semi...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD How did I get killed by books on tape? Updated: 2007-07-18 15:06:36 Description: I had a period where I experimented with Harry Potter audio book baiting. Long story short there was nothing good about it and I have since stopped. That behind me, the rest of this recording is just random XBL nonsense. Try to enjoy it if you m...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD turn your head and cough Updated: 2007-07-19 18:01:45 Description: Even without the input of my subject here I could do this all day. I sincerely love the marry my mom bit. It created a part of my persona that never would have been. I hope you like these good feelings. Bye for now.File Download (2:41 min /...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD enlightenment from johnny hawaii Updated: 2007-07-20 20:47:56 Description: I’ve never met a person from Hawaii. I suppose I still haven’t met one since this guy barely notices me. No problem.File Download (1:45 min / 0.8 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD It's true that you eat poop ! Updated: 2007-07-16 14:34:00 Description: I think I actually love this one. It tickles me a rare shade of pink that I can get all extremes of reaction within 3 minutes. Laughter, anger, violent and sexual threats, and finally ostracism.File Download (3:16 min / 1.5 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD my playmates are unsupervised children Updated: 2007-07-17 15:36:48 Description: This kid is dangerous. His or her wicked confidence and ugly power is controlled by about 2 ounces of gray matter. The rest is all Pokemon and Britney images.File Download (0:46 min / 0.4 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD this game sucks Updated: 2007-07-13 15:34:22 Description: Like a symphony’s strata goes from piccolo to tuba, this nonsense is the sum of its parts. We have an innocent pants pooper, a surfer’s disdain, angry desperation, can’t take it hip hop guy. This garbage is music to me.File Down...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Hero worship and a true connection. Updated: 2007-07-12 16:28:00 Description: Like mercury escaping through a crack there was fleeting beauty in this session. I had a true connection with a young and interested mind. I was the story teller and truth was in the air. Then it was back to the jerks.File Download (4:20 min / 2...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD the quadrupling Updated: 2007-07-11 16:41:44 Description: I avoid children in my daily life. I can’t avoid them when I play games and so I try to deal with them. My efforts are often fruitless.File Download (1:03 min / 0.5 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Rogers' influence Updated: 2007-07-09 15:30:31 Description: I will continue to fuel Fred’s brilliant light no matter what the jerks lurking in darkness want. Fred Rogers is renowned for waking at 5:30 every morning to pray for his friends and family. I wake at 8:30 every morning and pray I will e...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD I want my money back Updated: 2007-07-10 14:30:14 Description: Xbox live poppy cock and gabaldy-guk.File Download (1:37 min / 0.7 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD the predictor Updated: 2007-07-04 14:37:55 Description: What an unexpected treat this recording is. Not only do we have unity across cultures but I’m particularly enchanted by the calm assertiveness of my target. Wonderful. Big high fives again to Rich who has clicked his way through about 12...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD gum nuzzeling rabbit Updated: 2007-07-05 15:59:26 Description: Please enjoy this sprinkle of love dust courtesy of xbox live.File Download (0:32 min / 0.2 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Mr Rogers uncovered. Slowly. Updated: 2007-07-05 16:20:09 Description: Richard has create a crescendo of wonder in this his last submission. I applaud him only a bit less than I do these fine performers. I have only about 10 more recordings that have mot been posted. After that you will have to wait until Sept 26th ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Brad's trash-talking friend in Montreal Updated: 2007-07-06 15:17:21 Description: New friends keep life from being boring. In this scene I meet a new franco-friend who has thrown away the filter between mouth and mind. Please enjoy his true thoughts as they occur to him live.File Download (1:05 min / 0.5 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD A bridge between games. Updated: 2007-07-03 15:45:56 Description: I endeavor to fly beneath the radar. Unfortunately this means I need to change game types every game lest I run into the same people I ‘talked’ to last game. Come Sept 25th I hope to be completely disguised for the most realistic encou...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD the bullshit rule Updated: 2007-06-25 14:30:00 Description: I bet this is what ants sound like when they are dragging home a juicy bug body.File Download (2:19 min / 1.1 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Brad shut up man you're gay. Updated: 2007-06-28 14:38:35 Description: All to often my attempts at real breakthroughs are thwarted. This session starts strong but then goes down the toilet like so many. Don’t worry because I am undaunted and ready to mega flaunt it. p.s. There is a guy from America named Ri...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD big mac and fries Updated: 2007-06-27 14:58:28 Description: The boredom of the cake of hate has been cut through. Now we play together. Thanks again to Rich for being human and giving of his clicks.File Download (0:28 min / 0.2 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Do you have a dick ? Updated: 2007-06-26 14:44:46 Description: Two young knights jostle for respect. The Dr. arrives and commands attention. There is a struggle. Pop! revelation. The discussion breaks. Kudos to Rich for clicking the crap out of this.File Download (3:02 min / 1.4 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD shut your mouth Updated: 2007-06-25 14:22:35 Description: Be warned that awareness is a big part of intelligence. One can’t understand and take meaning from something if one is oblivious to it. This should be obvious.File Download (4:20 min / 2 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD chicken poop song left unsung Updated: 2007-06-18 18:07:00 Description: Excuse the confusion. I’m interested in this little country tyke with his chicken poop song.File Download (1:33 min / 0.7 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Mr. Rogers of 2005 or 2006 Updated: 2007-06-21 14:40:09 Description: Drinking can be fun but in most situations it is only fun for the drinkers. We have a special opportunity with this subject in that we can create a map of his ignorance by the trail of stupidity and anger he leaves.File Download (3:07 min / 1.4 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD What's wrong with Canadians ? Updated: 2007-06-20 14:21:20 Description: Oh my loyal listeners you are lucky today. This 4 minute masterpiece has bits of everything I hold dear: – general confusion – hatred then friendship within moments – a sniveling weaker voice taking cheap and evil potshots –...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Dr. Phil's Period Updated: 2007-06-18 14:13:53 Description: This little girl is just precious. I can imagine her gaining experience and growing with all the changes of life. I see her at her child’s wedding and it brings a tear to my beautiful eyes. Cherish her.File Download (3:58 min / 1.8 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD get a life snipet Updated: 2007-06-19 14:46:53 Description: Notes of an indignant soul float through the air.File Download (0:12 min / 0.1 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD the alpha and the omega Updated: 2007-06-15 15:33:18 Description: Unusually merry and inventive is this group. I cherish these moments.File Download (1:21 min / 0.6 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Learn to play, shouted the European. Updated: 2007-06-15 20:23:53 Description: Before the internet I had greatly reduced chances of being berated by Europeans. I applaud thsi voice for his command of English and ‘leet speak. Rich is cool for editing this audio.File Download (1:16 min / 0.6 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD poof ! Instant - Rage Updated: 2007-06-11 14:46:23 Description: Dark lord dink-face decrees that we should shut the fuck up. I think I’ll pass on that suggestion and stick to laughing at his hilarious posturing.File Download (0:20 min / 0.2 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD just a friendly conversation Updated: 2007-06-12 14:50:21 Description: Make-believe can be fun. Especially with new friends. Oh yes.File Download (2:52 min / 1.3 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD canada blows and further disgraces Updated: 2007-06-13 17:25:38 Description: This is an example of a seething gang of jerks. The absence of honour makes them impossible to deal with and unthinkably sad. Find these people and help them please.File Download (3:26 min / 1.6 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD feelings behind anger Updated: 2007-06-14 14:18:31 Description: Take a moment to enjoy the illusion of rage. Our star in this recording not only expresses angry thoughts but attempts to use very threatening and convincing diction. I’m not buying it.File Download (1:37 min / 0.7 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD frat boys vs. mr rogers Updated: 2007-06-01 16:29:18 Description: These are the nice people I meet. Playful, happy, evil, and cutthroat. Cheers to Rich the mad mouse clicker.File Download (3:17 min / 1.5 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD another Phil failure Updated: 2007-06-03 15:04:50 Description: It is pretty hard to pick yourself up after such piercing comments. I’ll get by and I’ll survive but I don’t know how I do it.File Download (0:57 min / 0.4 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD the sniper's agenda Updated: 2007-06-04 20:26:15 Description: The sniper rifle is a powerful weapon.File Download (1:48 min / 0.8 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD my perverted sex tape Updated: 2007-06-05 15:25:26 Description: I wish on all my money that there was something interesting here. I know somehow that I will get to keep all my money. But wait. My money is being threatened. This child’s attitude is enigmatically disgusting. Now I’m bored again. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Dr. Phil's mom gets abused again. Updated: 2007-06-06 16:36:34 Description: Generally I have no exposure to country folk. I see them from time to time and I’m glad they tend growing plants and animals. Other than that I fell pity for them for their lack of advantages in life and the anger that comes from accepting l...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Mr. Rogers love creates hate. Phil tries to restore hope and fails. Updated: 2007-05-31 14:23:07 Description: Please entertain the possibility that this recording is a door to a plane of suffering. As when the ghost busters opened their trap, when I open this door the bitter souls of social vultures glimpse an escape. Power from rage will eventually tu...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD good old-fashioned hatefest, xbox style Updated: 2007-05-30 14:46:00 Description: Just a gentle man being generous and giving. You can call him Jesus or Fred Rogers. It is your choice. Love is raw meat to the dogs of xbox live though. Listen as they gorge.File Download (2:32 min / 1.2 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD oh snap! racism or go club some baby seals Updated: 2007-05-28 15:19:03 Description: I’m looking for a fight in this recording because I smell evil. I see it cowering in corners waiting for cheap shots because I sleep in corners like that for breakfast 24 7.Rich clicked this clean for you all so please think of him when you li...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD I was eating candy Updated: 2007-05-10 15:21:29 Description: It is what it is.File Download (0:20 min / 0.2 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD sniper or the boot Updated: 2007-05-11 16:23:56 Description: In this proposition the area of possible agreement is defined by this child getting the sniper rifle. Any other outcome will result in punishment by the kid and and interruption in play.You decide.File Download (0:29 min / 0.2 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD forever an emo kid - the epic Updated: 2007-05-14 14:54:59 Description: This is a rare occurrence. A joy. What we have here is a playful person willing to give of themselves to push the dialog.I am mining for diamonds of creativity in a world of piss, bile, and lies. You know this as my loyal listeners. With Rich cli...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD whut the fuk are you playin? Updated: 2007-05-15 15:31:19 Description: This is just 25 seconds of life in on xbox live. Thanks to global communications I’m experiencing diversity every day.File Download (0:25 min / 0.2 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Brad the Pope Updated: 2007-05-15 18:54:00 Description: FYI tomorrow I debut my new system in the halo 3 beta. I hope to capture all the spazzing, bickering, and hatred that such fun inspires.Static filled sound and crazy volume problems aside, this recording is pure gold.I crave the faux rage of a child...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD keep the cat Updated: 2007-05-17 15:20:45 Description: A precious moment captured by me and trimmed by Rich.Look for me in the H3 beta for the next 3 weeks.File Download (0:15 min / 0.1 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD the fraud Updated: 2007-05-18 15:34:03 Description: My same old same olds, I know. Please hang in and wait for the Dr. Phil machine I’ve built to start producing ambrosia.BTW I am a fraud. This site is a fraud. Your laughs are definitely fraudulent and shameful.High fives to Rich.File Downlo...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD are you the rapist? Updated: 2007-05-23 15:09:00 Description: For the record I am not a therapist although I do counsel angry souls.File Download (0:06 min / 0.1 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD racial equality Updated: 2007-05-23 15:13:04 Description: If you live with eyes wide open, and take only the good from what you see, you will have peace.Bum-slap to Rich for the digital equivalent of skimming nourishing corn from boiling effluent.File Download (0:17 min / 0.1 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD typical whine of entitled youth Updated: 2007-05-24 15:16:32 Description: Living with this kid is like living beside a waterfall; I hope for the sake of his parents.His whine is constant thunder. His wimpy diction is crushing weight.File Download (2:09 min / 1 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD basic soundspoof ending in the classic Updated: 2007-05-24 19:19:00 Description: I squat with my arms pit-deep in poop and a clothes pin on my nose. I break my fingernails as I search.Every nut could be a ruby and every nibblet a diamond. My suffering is for you.After I pulled out this chunk, and Rich licked it clean, I almost ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD banned from matchmaking Updated: 2007-05-25 15:56:03 Description: Have you ever seen the video of Ziggy Tour era Bowie in the back of a cab? The one where he is strangely suspicious and tense?That, minus the snorting, is this guy.File Download (0:20 min / 0.2 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Dr. Phil and Mr. Rogers elicit standard hatred Updated: 2007-05-08 18:26:00 Description: One of my problems is that I have no natural reaction to the command shut the fuck up from a tele-presence. It has no power over me. Certainly face to face I may have a different reaction but I can’t be certain. I’ve not been exposed ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Phil barely recovers after being called a herb Updated: 2007-05-07 14:55:00 Description: Am I a fucking herb? The question plagues me because I’m unfamiliar with what a herb is. I’ll look it up: 1) (on the streets) A stupid person. 2) (on the internet)A geek or a dork. A stupid person. 3) Weed. Hmmmm. I guess I could ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Dr Phil put in his place Updated: 2007-05-02 16:19:06 Description: Nobody wants to get that call. I’d rather be in a cardboard box yada yada yada than get that call.File Download (0:08 min / 0.1 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD canadian socialist piece of shit Updated: 2007-05-03 14:51:44 Description: Congratulations to me! I put an hour into the site last night. You now see what is probably the best header on the Internet. Regarding the recording; segments like this bring a tear to my eye. Yes it is just my same lines over and over but n...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Grandma takes a lover. Updated: 2007-05-04 14:59:38 Description: Indignant. I became indignant and I despise those few moments of my life. I will assert myself however. You will learn over the next year that there is a distinction between assertion and aggression that I follow. Continue to follow me my broth...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD brain injury Updated: 2007-04-30 14:40:23 Description: The rule is that one is not supposed to make fun of things people can’t help. I agree with that and follow it more than 30% of the time. These people have brain injuries and for that I am deeply sorry. File Download (0:22 min / 0.2 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD speaking in the devil's english Updated: 2007-05-01 14:40:00 Description: 6th grade dropouts like this are the reason I started recording while I play. I love them. I can stand to be around them and interact since I don’t have to fear a flash of crazeewear silhouetting my tumbling teeth. Please enjoy and send...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD you are mentally stupid Updated: 2007-04-23 15:08:04 Description: Rich sent this file a couple of days ago. I just listened to it and was very surprised. My mood began glum as I listened to myself ignoring requests to be quiet. I am trying to put that behind me as it pollutes the purity of the truth I crave. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD too idiotic to be true yet is Updated: 2007-04-24 15:20:57 Description: This is pure nonsense. If you enjoy it please take a close look at yourself.File Download (1:07 min / 0.5 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD you are a god believer Updated: 2007-04-25 16:44:59 Description: I’ll be glad when we’re through these old recordings because I’m not proud of how i annoyed this kid. It makes me laugh but not as much as I could if my methods were just. Stick with me and I will show you better.File Downlo...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD the tough guy Updated: 2007-04-26 18:29:59 Description: The next stage of verbal taunting after “na na na” is incessant yelling. We have a live yell off captured here. The concept is brilliant. If I talk louder and more than my opponent he will eventually give in and take the verbal beat...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD struggling youth grasps at racism, homophobia, and just plain nastiness Updated: 2007-04-27 14:42:00 Description: What I am about to write will seem like a slap in the face of fresh air to my few loyal listeners. ‘we have not had a racist in a while’ Ya I know; mind blowing. Don’t change your life strategy just yet though. I’m quite...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD bitterness in pajamas Updated: 2007-04-20 16:39:25 Description: If you ever catch yourself lamenting and venting like this kid, stop immediately. Drop the controller and call me right away. I’ll record you and use your frustration for good. One man’s needless desperation is another man’s key...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD chicken without a head Updated: 2007-04-16 15:52:08 Description: Zinger alert. I get put in my place on this one by a comeback master. Thanks again to Rich for doing all the clicks.File Download (0:12 min / 0.1 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD cries for euthenasia Updated: 2007-04-17 14:53:46 Description: Yes I am annoying. I agree with these people. Unfortunately for them I will never stop. Our dialog will be pushed forward by my tireless devotion. I believe that the discomfort of moving from something comfortable and normal, to something ne...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Dr. Phil this game is too violent for you. Updated: 2007-04-17 15:13:03 Description: We must give thanks every day for the brilliant colours of xbox live. When you notice the beauty it quiets the call of death and sweet peace. This recording, carefully clicked into life by Rich, is some high grade truth. Sure the participants ar...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool me, you can't get fooled again Updated: 2007-04-18 14:54:34 Description: Here is the time line of this exchange compressed into one stream of words: hope, shame, crisis, renewed hope, disgust of parenting, shock, boredom, elation and relief, free association, boredom, rejection, declaration, establishment of change, cri...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD I pushed a child to rage - forgive me Updated: 2007-04-19 14:30:25 Description: This is a barrage of attacks from a day I’m not proud of. My samples annoyed this child and caused him to act out, just like I was doing. Griefing is something I try not to engage in. I want only to capture the pure aggression and hate bei...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD the soothsayer Updated: 2007-04-11 15:34:25 Description: Some fun with just a dash of hate. I must be dreaming. Going forward I promise not to pollute the pure evil of my posts with many more like this. It is barely tolerable as my own creation so I don’t expect your attention. To the 2 or 3 fa...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD whatever mommy fucker Updated: 2007-04-10 16:09:10 Description: This is about as concentrated as it can get. As you know harvest bile and venom from xbox live. The children of rage are always there for me. Sometimes I get fancy and try to add story and context to my displays but the rage is the true specta...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD forgive them father, they know not what they rape Updated: 2007-04-09 17:00:54 Description: This player is so typical and cliche I worry about my own desensitization. I barely have any reaction to the lazy and bored sickness this child suffers. Our friend here envisions himself as a warlord of the digital wasteland. He uses the tactical...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD my clock is too huge Updated: 2007-03-26 16:45:01 Description: I feel sympathy for those that have not had the advantages I’ve had. They stumble through a life that scares me. Sympathy quickly turns to pity as they begin to annoy me. In rare cases these individuals grow on me. I start thinking of th...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD fans and ballsy tykes Updated: 2007-03-27 17:57:00 Description: Fans. I have as little respect for them as you do. Don’t let them bother you because they just part of being a cool dude. I’m more interested in the child that puts courage to voice near the end. He’s a contributing member of h...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD pineapple up your aye ess ess Updated: 2007-03-28 14:06:28 Description: Busted again. No problem though. I’ll be back because of insipid dinks like this guy.File Download (2:06 min / 1 MB)...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD lots of shut the fuck up Updated: 2007-04-02 20:54:28 Description: This is base. No communication is happening; just a dance that is better done via plumage. You will notice a couple of interesting features of this recording. I’m Brad N Toronto so people know I’m likely Canadian as soon as the game s...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD latino loco and modders Updated: 2007-04-03 15:29:37 Description: This is not anger. This is sadness, hurt, and frustration. Feelings exposed leave you vulnerable so your best bet is to hide them behind very tough diction. Lowering the voice is good protection too. Carry on my wayward son There’ll be...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD hatred death threats and ghostbusters Updated: 2007-04-04 15:47:41 Description: This is a failed interaction. I exposed myself, fumbled, and ended up just annoying these people. This I am sorry for. I’ll be back with better techniques, more patience, and subtle new colours in my verbal rainbow.File Download (3:30 min /...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD distorted taunting Updated: 2007-03-22 18:04:19 Description: This one make it 200 posts. Thanks again to Rich for stepping up and doing some sound editing.Our speaker is actually being playful and friendly in this recording. It takes experience to skim bits of gold leaf from the churning vat of waste that is...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD My new word is twat. Updated: 2007-03-21 15:23:00 Description: Hello from the bowels of Halo 2. I took a break for a while but I’ve received some inspiration and I’m back at it. I’ve had some help from super sound editor Rich, so look for a return to daily postings.In this recording we have a...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD stab a knife through your throat Updated: 2007-03-08 21:39:47 Description: English guys are generally a breath of fresh air on xbox live. I love hearing cheers mate for shooting a chap in the corridor and giggles for saying pants. I guess I pushed this bloke to the breaking point. I do admit I have never heard this i...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Busted Updated: 2006-10-20 17:16:00 Description: They figure me out. I’m busted but I don’t care. Yes I’m immature. Yes I play halo 2 much. Yes I’m starting to talk like Rogers and Phil in my daily life. No I don’t think I’ll be changing any time soon. Yes...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD pound ass guy Updated: 2006-11-09 21:40:45 Description: Watch out this is a long one. I played 3 games with this guy. I think you can get the jist of his obsession.With all that ass pounding he will need:1) a Miami personal injury attorney2) life insurance quotes3) fortis temporary health insurance4) W...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD suspicious collaborator and then a word to the wise Updated: 2006-10-19 16:52:00 Description: Maybe you don’t feel as strongly as I do about it but for me the Noooo declaration accurately translates the internal spikes of offense into voice. It is like bouncing the eyes when temptation enters their gaze. I’ve begun to use this e...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Has anyone ever told you that you sound like Dr. Phil ? Updated: 2006-10-18 15:41:00 Description: These kids are not angry, they’re just vulnerable and shield that with defensiveness. They don’t expect probing questions from an authoritative persona. It is completely normal. I ignore and simultaneously forgive their attacks. Yes ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD When I'm angry I ferociously wank it. Updated: 2006-10-17 15:54:04 Description: I’ve been playing Halo 2 for almost two years now and at times I admit to boredom. Not with the game of course as it is thrilling, but with the personalities I play with. I lust for the creative flame of student loan consolidation rates. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD all about calling fag Updated: 2006-10-16 16:55:28 Description: OK the game starts and right away we go to third grade recess. Somebody has been singled out for the crime of having a funny name. Kiddieo here tries to incite a name calling riot but it fails. Now he’s panicked so he goes for the good ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD losing a game? press standby for lifelong friends Updated: 2006-10-10 21:48:23 Description: Oh standby! This situation is classic and knows no game or platform boundaries. Some broadband modems have a button on them called standby. I’m not sure what the real world benefit of it is (student debt consolidation perhaps?) but long sto...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD mild fun with phil and fred Updated: 2006-10-11 16:23:53 Description: I’ll admit that this Rogers and his mother bit is just too easy to use. It takes no skill and really I’m a shameful disgrace. All school loan consolidation aside, there is nothing to see here but cheap violence and dirty thrills. Look...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD big bragging from a small fry Updated: 2006-10-12 14:43:17 Description: Let the boasting begin in earnest and shall it not end until only one stands. My voice will surround you and your greatest desire is my approval. Only when you hear my fullness may you know brilliance, student loan consolidation rates, and true pwn...more... 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Even mom gets to share in on the fun.Our minds drift from vioxx lawsuit thoug...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD be a man and chop muthafuckas down Updated: 2006-03-23 15:50:00 Description: Too bad about the weird speed on this recording. Listen anyway because this gentleman gives us a new way to perceive our world.He points out that as long as you can chop people down you will have a great day. Men have been doing this throughout his...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD into the mind of a detective Updated: 2006-03-23 16:21:00 Description: Like Newton and the apple, these fellows have a moment of discovery that exposes the wizard behind the curtain. No I am not on the phone. Yes I am playing soundboards.Give us a click for their brilliance....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD this is so fuckin gay Updated: 2006-03-24 05:24:00 Description: Like boxers too pooped to fight these guys can barely trash talk.Teen standard establishes the tone.Junior takes a shot at the title with a clever turn around.Decay and apathy win again.If you care about these kids at all then click on some peritonea...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD spanish speaking guy wants to pinch me Updated: 2006-03-24 05:35:00 Description: Help me out here. I’m semi bilingual but as a dirty Canadian my semi is French.If pinch really is pinch I’ll give myself a high five. I’ll likely just stay silent on any other answer besides peritoneal mesothelioma....more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD mini lesson about gayness Updated: 2006-03-24 05:47:00 Description: Ignore the first bit and get to the gay Gestapo interrogation at the end. This guy is so proud of his idea that he has to tell the world and his mesothelioma lawyers.Try not to be this guy. Calm your excitement and try not to put words in other peo...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD worst team I've ever lost to Updated: 2006-03-28 15:48:00 Description: Just back from an excursion into the deepest darkest of multiplayer and I have a prize.The hunt was almost complete when I stumbled upon a peritoneal mesothelioma in full bloom. As I gathered it’s information I spotted a rare beast indeed. Th...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD rogers gets discovered Updated: 2006-03-28 22:05:00 Description: What is my problem? I know, peritoneal mesothelioma, but what is my real problem? The deep wound inside. What is it?If you give one click and find mesothelioma lawyers for yourself I’ll take a good long look at myself. I’ll talk over ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD phil discovered and hated Updated: 2006-03-28 22:10:00 Description: Firstly I’ll call this an outright failure. Nobody is perfect and I forgive myself for that. I tend to click that mouse a bit too much when I encounter true evil.Notice how the bile and bitterness ferments to glee when he makes the soundboard...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD rogers in passive banter Updated: 2006-03-29 16:47:00 Description: With the exception of Mr. Shutup at the start this is a positive experience. True passion does exist but this chap is bored. All this guy needs is a little more motivation to give him strength to fight past the debilitating effects of peritoneal me...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD mow the lawn Updated: 2006-03-30 16:40:00 Description: This is a bit of a personal wank off but take a trip with me. If it were the year 1986 I would be this guy. Peritoneal mesothelioma was not the mega class action it is today and multiplayer lawn darts was the rage.Don’t even think of clicking...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD I do not have a 2 month Updated: 2006-03-30 16:47:00 Description: Two months are vouchers for xbox live time that come with some games. Kids crave them so they can have a disposable account to cheat with. That is the kind of huge generalization that mesothelioma lawyers dream of but since I am prejudice towards c...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD mad at phil and soundboards Updated: 2006-04-03 18:32:00 Description: You know I’m just trying to be affable. I’m trying to fit in and be part of the group. I want to love my brothers.Sure I do it in the guise of Dr. Phil or Mr. Rogers. Sure I use a computer to speak. I am guilty of this.Is this wrong? ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD really bored to the max Updated: 2006-04-04 15:34:00 Description: This website is not about cuteness. I’m sitting on a sociological goldmine and timebomb all in one. I take itvery seriously as you can hear. Like a cure for peritoneal mesothelioma, my results will change the world.Let us examine a problem. ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD I'm a Brad too. You're the man Brad Updated: 2006-04-05 18:44:00 Description: Hey how did this get in here? Nobody likes me except mesothelioma lawyers so this must be a trick of some sort.I’ve met a few Brads in my time and generally they are garbage. I’m sure your experience is the same.Click some mesothelioma ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD Dr. Phil meets a pastor Updated: 2006-04-06 18:52:00 Description: 50,000 listens– thanks people– now click something **Believe it or not I have met 3 people who claim to be men of the cloth while playing Halo.Due to the problem of freedom of religion it is very easy to claim to be a minister. I know th...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD oh you punk ass --- you bitch --- fuck you Updated: 2006-04-27 15:11:00 Description: Hi everybody. Yes I took a break but now I’m back. Great news though, the hate stains of xbox live are still stinking it up.Be warned before you click. The sentiments from this gentleman are straight from the heart. The cold, black, heart ...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD feeding tube Updated: 2006-04-27 15:27:00 Description: Let’s take a short trip back to the Terry Schiavo controversy. You see there was this lady named Terry who was in a vegetative state. It was her desire to die as claimed by her husband. Her parents were against it and started a national hiss...more... LISTEN NOW | VIEW CACHE | DOWNLOAD |
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